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Episodes
- Episode 77
(39mb)
Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:39:59 GMT
jason works with a transgender, jason loves redbox, gary is on imdb, gary gets an ipod, pizza pizza pizza, george carlin is not funny - Episode 76 (27mb)
Tue, 20 May 2008 04:17:53 GMT
Jason is either back on or off the wagon. "House" season finale and its Political Agenda, Jason will be anyones veep and the guy he couldn't think of is Howard Phillips. Gary manages to bring up Lyndon LaRouche a-gain. Inflatable mascots not Inflatable dolls, iron man = good, hulk = bad, indy = bad, dark knight = bad (trust jason).
I would love to tell you that NBC is paying us, but they're not. Watch "Last Comic Standing" Thursday night, May 22. Then discuss it with Jason via Skype [AstoundedTowel] and be our very first remote guest. Contact Jason on the email [alreadyinprogress@gmail.com] to schedule a time and date. - Episode 75 (50mb)
Wed, 14 May 2008 00:14:55 GMT
We have done worse - Episode 74 (37mb)
Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:14:39 GMT
macs, hermaphrodites, new careers, 80s movies - Episode 73 (21mb)
Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:08:09 GMT
pope papal popiness gary does bus tours john calvin audible oral olfacory mass homicide suicide dirvers licence king of the world forgetting sarah marshall - Episode 72 (7mb)
Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:41:15 GMT
This is a short one due to technical difficulties. Let us know what you're an expert in. Gary is gonna be on All My Children. - Episode 71 (30mb)
Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:59:49 GMT
Sorry about the sound quality. - Karate Kid Part 17 (24mb)
Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:34:23 GMT
Daniel continues his training. - Episode 69 (10mb)
Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:57:39 GMT
seth is a jew, who does michael jordan think he is, understand your league, mormans, ecumenical - Episode 68 (10mb)
Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:48:14 GMT
more disney, sc is dry, jasons big ball photo, jasons moms big ball photo, other peoples kids, jason from three feet high looking up, baby-girls shoes, jason gets scared by a stuffed animal, billy elliot is not billy madison - Episode 67 (10mb)
Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:30:34 GMT
church, wheelchairs at disney, wanna get a tatto - Episode 66 (10mb)
Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:37:24 GMT
nlcs, [ADULT LINK] sex swing, retractile penis, dumb friends - Episode 65 (10mb)
Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:39:47 GMT
disney - Episode 64 (1mb)
Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:03:36 GMT
voice-mail from jason to gary, jason in sc with baby-girl: disney world bound, giants, mets, and jason is god - Episode 63 (9mb)
Wed, 11 Oct 2006 21:46:33 GMT
This episode contains explicit content
the texas chainsaw massacre, the scary movie prank, database troubles, jasons dads army story, is gary gay - Episode 62 (10mb)
Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:10:57 GMT
gary talks of his homeland, girls and football, baby-girl running wild, kevins ideal mode of transport - Episode 61 (9mb)
Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:22:15 GMT
myspace is retarded, how would you spend 500 million dollars, hampster neglect, Posse, tuskegee the Neopet, purple.com - Episode 60 (10mb)
Thu, 05 Oct 2006 23:44:33 GMT
gary has a new diet, jason gets caught in the rain, fabulous neighbors save the day, baby-girl sees frank robinsons last game, brian doyle-murray - Episode 59 (10mb)
Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:02:45 GMT
jehovah witness, jason has cable and electricity but no water, jason hates wet stuff and never gets sick - Episode 58 (9mb)
Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:36:25 GMT
jason has cable but no electricity, gary has a new video camera, f the budget plan, gary is no longer charade qualified - Episode 57 (10mb)
Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:49:26 GMT
baby-girl can marry cat stevens, jason has not paid his tickets, the butt-naked weigh off, jason is smoking again, sucidal hicoughs, mark foley - Episode 56 (10mb)
Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:26:56 GMT
still not smoking, bachelorette party t-shirt signing, do not leave home without your sharpie, girl gets her scalp ripped off, twice a day is too much for gary - Episode 55 (10mb)
Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:47:14 GMT
little miss sunshine, wide sargasso sea, hedwig and the angry inch, natinoal geographic is code talk for..., hot chick on a hot bike, battlestar galactica - Episode 54 (10mb)
Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:06:25 GMT
self foaming soap, different number three tecniques, brining in the closer, carnival, jason and gary are not going on the amazing race - Episode 53 (9mb)
Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:42:33 GMT
gary tries to regrow his hair, jason is quits smoking... again, yes you can buy spitoons, a bunch of junk that gary would buy, clinton tried to kill him - Episode 52 (10mb)
Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:19:31 GMT
Football, Jason and his 30 jobs - Episode 51 (10mb)
Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:06:25 GMT
jason and gary apparently lived parallel childhoods - Episode 50 (10mb)
Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:30:24 GMT
Tyler and his rockets, the greatest undiscovered hotspot in Washington DC, Do not randomly throw your hat, friend of Dorothy - Episode 49 (10mb)
Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:50:34 GMT
Chick-fil-A, carnival, high school reunions, Make a decision and stick to it. Will the cable company save your life? Ascension Island (map) - Episode 48 (10mb)
Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:20:26 GMT
Fantasy Football, interesting proposition, cyber-stalking, What ever happened to Sheila Lewis from Killeen Texas? - Episode 47 (10mb)
Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:03:38 GMT
Mets clinch the division. Reskins @ Dallas, Giants @ Philly - Episode 46 (9mb)
Sun, 17 Sep 2006 18:42:26 GMT
Neither Jason nor Gary can open a bottle with a lighter. Jason and his twisted sex dream, the teacher store, how to get a 100 percent on a scantron test, the annoying bitch - Episode 45 (10mb)
Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:51:54 GMT
Coke and Pepsi dollars, White Castle burgers, Mike & Ikes and rollerskates - Episode 44 (10mb)
Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:26:02 GMT
Jason get's his motorcycle back. Montana Freemen, Why do people do the right thing? the good sister - Episode 43 (10mb)
Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:34:32 GMT
Baby-girl's computer classes, A Gypsy woman puts a curse on Jason. Ohio plates vs. Diplomat plates, Jason can't keep his cool. mace, tasers and stun-guns - Episode 42 (9mb)
Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:02:54 GMT
no comment - Episode 41 (10mb)
Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:14:44 GMT
easy spirit, gun stories, we lost a planet, take that, ninja gaiden, super powers - Episode 40 (13mb)
Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:28:29 GMT
boo! scary, foot doctor. queue ettiqutte, expectant mother parking, fetus in a dish - Episode 39 (12mb)
Thu, 07 Sep 2006 00:20:20 GMT
Assume everyone is a retard, DC is overreaction central, Don't ever ask Gary to borrow his car. The Ringer, What about Uni?, Nike + iPod - Episode 38 (11mb)
Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:06:10 GMT
Easy bake oven goes to work. Mommys and daddys are different. Jason is accident prone. gut rot, Tim Conway shuffle - Episode 37 (16mb)
Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:24:05 GMT
What is Labor Day? Jason wins big at poker but loses his car. Jesus taxi, Gary buys his first pack of smokes. the two most difficult tasks on the planet, best movie Rube Goldberg devices. - Episode 36 (11mb)
Sat, 02 Sep 2006 18:43:52 GMT
paper football challenge, Shatner steals a joke from Gary. spic-and-span buttholes, air travel security solutions. - Episode 35 (10mb)
Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:36:05 GMT
uncrustables, hot dogs with mustard, Gary and Jason both crap themselves. The Big Hunt, laser eye surgery - Episode 34 (10mb)
Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:36:34 GMT
Jason and Baby-girl make cookies. dreaming about trying to fall asleap, pay porn, Jason unanimously voted: most likely to be a top. telemarketing, choose your own adventure, and broads - Episode 33 (10mb)
Wed, 30 Aug 2006 13:46:36 GMT
Jason did not get fired. Jason lives in The Matrix but would rather live in The Gods Must Be Crazy. Gary has poor interview skills. Jason and Gary both love wasting the time of other people. Words of wisdom for young kids, easy bake oven update. - Episode 32 (22mb)
Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:21:13 GMT
first pitch chalenge results, Gary goes to NYC. Jason pretends to know random Jennifers. woman with two vaginas, 3 boob vs 4, Gary destroys some unfortunate guy's glasses. Amazing Spider-Man #300, Jason got a five or ten dollar soda. - Episode 31 (11mb)
Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:08:01 GMT
Where is Gary's Easy Bake Oven? Gary has a super power. Jason is either on or off the wagon. Jason wakes up like American Psycho. equal opportunity housing, gay sex - Episode 30 (10mb)
Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:45:21 GMT
China rabies, the new encore, Take on Me, Jason's Rules of Engagement for purchasing warranties - Episode 29 (16mb)
Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:06:18 GMT
Gary cleans his bathroom. The Core, washroom etiquette, bathroom etiquette, Wrigley Field troughs, X Games - Episode 28 (10mb)
Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:18:43 GMT
Little kids birthday part, Polly Pocket, flesh cran [crayon], Uppity Negro, Too bad Gene Roddenberry is dead. Easy Bake Real Meal Oven - Episode 27 (16mb)
Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:06:26 GMT
Yes you can buy frankincense myrrh. Hear about Jason and Gary's first pitch challenge and listen for the results next Monday. We are having a heat-wave. DC DMV - Episode 26 (20mb)
Sat, 29 Jul 2006 22:21:51 GMT
Special guest appearance by Saint Michale, Can bottle rockets be set off in anything other than bottles?
Hear what happens when Jason decides to bring the 4th of July indoors.
Jason is Father of the Year.
Congress wants to ban online poker.
Gary corrects himself on tax collection.
red paperclip,
the make your own super-man movie kit,
Everybody hates Joe Morgan. - Episode 25 (18mb)
Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:19:33 GMT
Why is toilet paper perforated? Fat people float. Jason and Gary are the biggest queers on the planet. doorknob, ti 82 graphing calculator, Stephon Marbury, the "black" boys, ryan white - Episode 24 (24mb)
Mon, 26 Jun 2006 22:05:43 GMT
roethlisberger motorcycle accident,
tommy larsen bottle opener
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Chad Cordero bobble head,
over the top or through the flap,
some soccer or something,
jason and gary arent' the only people talking about baseball,
spelling bee,
don't piss Jason off prior to entering a port-jon,
Dawn and Drew suck,
Game 6,
Gary on imdb,
How close was Gary's version of the 1986 game 6 play-by-play,
7-up gold, - Episode 23 (25mb)
Mon, 29 May 2006 01:21:20 GMT
Gary has a plan where each state is a member of the club. Jason get's a ticket. Why was the DMV empty? Gary has a car accident. case of eggs; Chester Beetle; would you rather; hebrew the chosen beer; Jason pissed himself. Maryland sucks. For the most part, people are good. build a bear - Episode 22 (18mb)
Mon, 15 May 2006 07:06:16 GMT
people are good, gay serial killer, unscrupulous mechanics, Gary is a sucker, sobriety checkpoints a ruse?, motorcycle in the Potomac river, difference between cupcakes and rectangular cakes, karma, psychics, $10 rock, Leroy busted a cap in his ass, 01.02.03.04.05.06, Baby Girls wants to be a Mexican. - Episode 21 (15mb)
Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:08:52 GMT
mentos/soda bum experiment; fags & queers; Gary enjoys a massage from a man; Jason pees sitting down; over or under is the big question; 1-wipe Jason; turd cutter; Gary folds; Jason crumples; come on the Metro - Episode 20 (15mb)
Sun, 09 Apr 2006 17:02:08 GMT
grilling, Baby-girl speaks English, Mr. Moo, Million dollar ideas: food chopping service at your local grocer, hot-wire proofing cars ; Freejack,
last person on earth, real dolls [ADULT LINK], final 4, fantasy baseball, training carrier pigeon, dorothy's slippers, sikh - Episode 19 (17mb)
Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:18:03 GMT
Gary House tells of his cane and the hypothesis surrounding it.
Jason is drinking pretty heavily throughout this episode: surprise! surprise! Though he hasn't had a cigarette for a while and is contemplating the unthinkable.
Hello world!, Mark the Magician, carnival, lessons on anger, Mentos experiment - Episode 18 (22mb)
Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:47:26 GMT
Who new Doan's still existed?
Jason gets another massage and says "Take that legs!"
Gary is a fag for watching the Academy Awards. Jason is a fag for watching Patch Adams and Magnolia.
And just in case you wanted to see if the internet could guess the sitcom character/dictator you're thinking of. - Episode 17 (24mb)
Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:12:08 GMT
Gary might be striking out on his own with his new business of teaching concentrated English.
Jason may have a broken arm.
Take Jason?s white room challenge. Ask yourself what crazy really is.
Take Gary?s 1 vs. 52 challenge.
Oh. Just in case you?re wondering who Tyne Daly is. - Episode 16 (32mb)
Sat, 25 Feb 2006 21:26:33 GMT
Join us for another installment in our world's most something something, as Jason talks about his experience working at a daycare.
Gary gets lost. Jason takes Baby Girl to a toy train show, and washes his back. - Episode 15 (14mb)
Tue, 07 Feb 2006 02:33:23 GMT
The NFL season has been over for less than one hour and Jason, Tsegaya, the beautiful Anna Marie, and Sydney just can't stop talking about baseball.
Find out if Big Bird is a puppet or a real, big bird. One thing is for sure, he's not a famous Mexican puppet. - Epidose 14 (12mb)
Fri, 03 Feb 2006 14:25:21 GMT
Join AIP for the introduction of Wingnut. Jason & Mike (Wingnut) recant stories of their boyhood escapades.
Hear mike hype up the Super Bowl party at Jason's house.
Jason willingly gives up his Google search history for the last 2 days. - Episode 13 (15mb)
Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:30:40 GMT
A couple news flashes this week: Jason has to wear pants to work; weight is still measured in pounds; three year olds do not eat baby food.
How Jason avoided tearing the space-time continuum when signing up for the drunk email, we will never know.
Enjoy this second installment of on ongoing series of world's biggest something about the world's biggest redneck.
Gary is correct about bamboo torture.
Gary apparently never missed an episode of Saved by the Bell but can somehow still accuse Jason of turning into a queer for getting a manicure, pedicure and massage.
Catholics may not have a saint for everything, but they definitely have a highway saint and a lost and found saint. Speaking of highways, check out the mixing bowl.
If when every thing is said and done, you are wondering, who was on the phone. It was Tsegaya. - Episode 12: First Blood Part II (15mb)
Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:20:32 GMT
For all of you idiots that are incapable of listening to the audio of the Podcast, Episode 12, overlapped, and offset with itself; here it is again. Although more listenable now, you're only receiving the content at half speed, also known as real-time.
We have decided, rather than replacing our screwed-up version, to publish this corrected version as an additional Podcast. This decision was made, simply so that Gary could never live down this horrendous mistake. - Episode 12 (15mb)
Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:45:55 GMT
As far as Jason is concerned, the four basic necessities of life might as well be air, water, food, and a cold head soldering device.
Gary attempts to relate to Jason's trip to the motorcycle show by citing his own numerous trips to comic book conventions.
Jason won't buy any motorcycle that won't make espresso for him.
Jason advises hot girls against working at Wal-mart.
Gary learns that Antarctica's top two commodities are ice and white chocolate. - Episode 11 (12mb)
Sun, 08 Jan 2006 15:38:12 GMT
Jason and Gary talk about New Jersey, Redskins football, bargaining skills, sex books and more. - Episode 10 (15mb)
Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:49:41 GMT
This podcast has obviously hitting the netwaves very late as Gary and Jason are talking about the Giants game where Feely was a major tool.
Jason and Gary also cover their general disgust of the lack of consideration of mankind as a whole.
Gary tells the story of his first and only time skiing.
Get the down low on rainforests, recycling and saving the environment in general. Jason would &%#@ them all had he his druthers. - Episode 9 (41mb)
Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:51:33 GMT
Join Jason and Gary in this, Episode 9. That is right: Episode 9. It is sad to say Episode 8 has been permanently lost in the annals of time.
Even though Accutane is not made of the urine of spider monkeys, make no mistake, it will not make you want to kill yourself, but may indeed cause one to commit the actual act of suicide.
Somehow the death of Rosa Parks eclipsed the mourning of all, even Gary, of our beloved Giants owner Wellington Mara. Gary puts forth a personal challenge to you the listener with regard to Ms. Parks.
Both Gary and Jason would eat one another, in a tight enough bind. Gary however; would be kind enough to wait out the demise of Jason.
Jason may very well be the only person alive to have fed beef sausage to cows in the Zugspitze Mountains. Was that well enough qualified?
Jason will tell of the one episode he saw of a pretty cool, new show on the Discovery Channel.
Be on the lookout for, on this very Website, for a soon to be upcoming article by Jason as to what constitutes Jew hair.
See if you can guess just as closely, but just as wrong, as Jason did: the name of a black one-eyed Jewish Schnauzer. Here is a hint. His real name, Jason confused for a fried chicken shack in the south.
Here are some old words: oleo, davenport, garret, breeches, lanai. Use them, but be sure to give Gary and Jason all the acclaim.
What do Joe Morgan, Justice Roberts, and Jesus have in common? None of them will get off the fence when it comes to killing babies. - Episode 7 (30mb)
Sun, 23 Oct 2005 04:49:52 GMT
Hear about Gary and Jason's realistic views on recent hurricanes, responses, and gas prices.
For some reason, Lyndon Larouche is mentioned in more than passing.
Jason and Gary are both almost right with regards to the Gregorian calendar vs Julian calendar.
Also in this episode, find out what country is "...not even a country. It's a city.," what WDW really means and why "Daddy funny bubble butt" is so endearing. If I could draw this: [guy in basket], wouldn't simply be text. - Episode 6 (31mb)
Sun, 21 Aug 2005 21:12:31 GMT
Lucas took 28 years to put out 6 episodes and we've done it in just a shade under 4 months.
Hear of Jason and Baby-Girl's recent trip to South Carolina, and Jason's opinion of the newest family member.
Find out why Gary has been to church only once in his life and why he peed his pants (not at church).
Also find out why boy robots are better. - Episode 5 (9mb)
Sat, 11 Jun 2005 19:38:06 GMT
Gary is thankful not to have had urine injections.
Pull up a chair, grab a beer, and join Jason and Gary for a cookout at Jason?s house. Worry not, today?s feast was prepared with safety knives.
Despite Gary?s accordian playing, and pottery lessons; he still doesn?t know what gay men see in him. He does have a great plan to keep Canada in check though.
Hear about Baby Girl?s trip to the zoo and a bunch of other junk. - Episode 4 (10mb)
Fri, 20 May 2005 03:28:36 GMT
Join AIP for their first threesome. That?s right, Ric Joins Jason and Gary this week for 50% more laughs.
Again this week, the guys cover a ton of topics.
Find out why Nancy Reagan is Bin Laden?s number 1 target and why Jason is madly in love with her.
Which cartoon characters will the boys give passes to?
Gary is scarred as a child, being the least favorite friend of a childhood friend?s mother.
Gary and Ric dote over Jason?s new car.
And both Ric and Jason relive stories of being beat silly, during recreational fighting.
- Episode 3 (10mb)
Sun, 08 May 2005 02:53:59 GMT
Jason, while not yet having discovered how to actually subscribe to a Podcast, has figured out to listen, and rates a few in this ? episode 3.
Meanwhile; Gary draws parallels to the government and gangs.
Then everyone's favorite Occidentals ponder the origin of politically incorrect words.
Gary and Jason still don't know why they are not African American, and Pacific Islander respectively.
Disclaimer: no words used in this Podcast have any etymological relationship to the [N] word.
- Episode 2 (8mb)
Wed, 04 May 2005 07:37:40 GMT
Episode 2 is packed full o' goodness. Though Jason and Gary briefly touch on the president's speech, it's a light-hearted discussion that should keep you awake long enough to here of Jason?s infomercial, get-rich-quick scheme addiction.
Share in the pain of little Jess missing her 5th birthday, and the trauma of her first tampon purchase.
Jason almost discovers Podcasting this week and Gary is turning into Bobby Fischer.
Be sure not to miss 2 more of Jason's absurd childhood stories.
And as will happen any time Gary and Jason get together, there is of course reminiscing of the 80's. - Episode 1 (11mb)
Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:20:58 GMT
The gamut of topics in this maiden episode of "Already in Progress" range from: sports to politics to Gary's theory on promptness.
Gary predicts the passing of Benedict XVI (God rest his soul), and displays his overall lack of knowledge of Catholicism.
Why isn't Gary in prison? Quite simply, because Gary will always break down, and fold to the system; despite all his prior attempts to buck it.
Why isn't Jason dead? Jason is invincible.
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