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- Borderline #85 - 7/28/08
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Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:12:29 +0000
Ding-Dong! Borderline is calling, and she's ticked because we missed her anniversary. We're hoping this show will smooth over the recent unpleasantness, because the best part of breakin' up is makin' up. ? Intro: Borderline calls us out for missing its anniversary. ? A brief look back at the history of Borderline, a.k.a. the history of Awesomeness. Break music is by My Little Radio "Waste Another Night" ? What We'z Drinkin' Now - Gunpowder and Lead Iced Coffee Crème de Cacao Canadian Whiskey Kahlúa Mix to taste Ice coffee notes: Brew it strong (twice as strong as normal) and chill overnight for best taste. Break music is by The Eisenhowers "Mr and Mrs Frankenstein" ? Lynn's Celebrity Gossip: Madonna won't be winning any mother of the year awards; A-Rod's cheatin' heart; Celebrity Births - they're so hot, right now; R. Kelly beats the child rape rap; Hey, Mel Gibson, I'm talkin' to you!; Note to Miley Cyrus - put.. the camera... down!; Deep thoughts from 50 Cent. Break music is by The Black Arts "Part2 War On Everything" ? Outro: Here's to four years of forced conversation. Listen to Episode #85 (MP3) 18.8 MB - Borderline #84 - 5/11/08 (22mb)
Thu, 15 May 2008 01:42:20 +0000
Just when you thought we went to a biannual schedule, here's a new Borderline to mess with your mind. It's totally fun and ugly! ? Intro: Mix up some Borderline for your next party. ? Danni has a new addiction: mousse. ? Lynn prepares for battle with the Italian gypsies. ? Urban Wildlife Encounters: Neil tangles with a raven in the living room. Break music is by Loveless "Beautiful" ? Lynn's Hot Boob Sweat Celebrity Gossip: La Lohan will steal the shirt off your back; Dina Lohan = Mother of the Year? Sources say not likely; Kirsten Dunst falls off the wAAgon; Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged; George Clooney sexually harassed by Roseanne; John Mayer canoodling with Jennifer Aniston - Borderline says, "Wha the?" Break music is by Eagle Seagull "Photograph" ? Fun and Ugly Photo Contest: congratulations to our winner Kevin from Radio Filibuster! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo. ? In our excited state after learning that MST3K The Movie is being re-released, we forgot to decide on the next photo contest theme. Got a theme to suggest? Drop us an email! Listen to Episode #84 (MP3) 20.5 MB - Borderline #83 - 3/29/08 (17mb)
Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:35:55 +0000
LIVE from Madam Hootch's Sin Spot, it's Borderline! Danni, Lynn and Neil take a break from texting to record some ramblings and announce the winners of our Fantastic and Terrifying photo contest. ? Intro: Txt message alert madness ? Danni's doppelgänger is shakin' it in her Santa Monica Asspants. ? We have some good news and some bad news for Texas Tom. But first the bad news... ? Borderline's wedding reception style guide - sweatpants are a no-no. Break music is by Rock Kills Kid "Raise Your Hands" ? Fantastic and Terrifying Photo Contest: congratulations to our winners Texas Tom and Anthony from Colorado! And thank you to everyone who submitted a photo. Your next challenge: Fun and Ugly. Listen to Episode #83 (MP3) 16.3 MB - Borderline #82 - 3/3/08 (22mb)
Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:21:10 +0000
Borderline is back for their biannual BINGO blowout! Try saying that five times fast... ? Intro: Borderline Bingo ? Neil shows Lynn a good time at the Bingo hall. ? Danni's squirrelly house guest keeps her walls Swiffer clean. Break music is by Jessy Moss "Sinkin Drinkin Fits" ? What We'z Drinkin' Now - Lord Pepper's Draught from Tony Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper Lord Calvert Canadian Whiskey Break music is by Miss The Occupier "Girlfriend Go Crazy" ? Lynn's Celebrity Gossip - Coming Attractions: The Love Guru, Iron Man, Step Brothers; Lynn's Foo Fighters concert review. Break music is by Axiom to Zeal "Situation" ? Congrats to Sir Digby for winning the Suspicious and Elated photo contest! This week: Fantastic and Terrifying. ? Political follies - Neil refuses to caucus; Lynn is lured to the caucus by donuts; Danni remains undecided. Listen to Episode #82 (MP3) 21.1 MB - Borderline #81 - 1/5/08 (21mb)
Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:35:05 +0000
All-new for 2008, it's Borderline! We've got a new web site, some New Year's resolutions and another drink to review, so download and enjoy the Bdline goodness. ? Intro: The all-new Borderline. ? Our web site has moved, but sadly our listener comments did not. ? Lynn doesn't remember her age and rounds up for good measure. ? Danni starts her journey to become the Biggest Boozer. Trust us, it's not as bad as it sounds. ? Neil refuses to grow facial hair as a New Year's resolution. Break music is by yamomanem "diga diga do" ? What We?z Drinkin? Now - Low Cal Margarita sent by Redboy & Absolute Amy 6 oz. Sierra Mist Free (or other diet lemon lime soda) 1.5 oz. tequila 1/2 tsp. Crystal Light lemonade drink mix 1 oz. lime juice Mix everything together and serve over crushed ice! If you want you can rim the glass with lime juice and salt. 105 calories! Danni's low-cal snack - Don't be a Turkey Omelette 1 serving (6 slices or so) smoked deli turkey 3-4 large egg whites 1 tsp horseradish garlic seasoning salt & pepper red pepper flakes splash milk Combine and whip. Cover finished omelette in 2 tbsp light whipped cream cheese. It's very filling, rich, high in protein and low-fat. Break music is by FOLIO "Friday Girl" ? Lynn's Celebrity Gossip - Hurricane Britney hits L.A., lands in the hospital with Dr. Phil; Jamie Spears is knocked up; Ali Sims is still desperate for attention; Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon then jumps back on again; Penélope Cruz makes out with her sister for her brother's video; Suri Cruise will not start acting before she can speak; Hilton patriarch gives fortune away to charity instead of his undeserving grandchildren. ? Movie review: Juno will give you a tear beard. Break music is by The Queue "What's Wrong With You" ? Outro: Scientists say monkeys 'pay' for sex by grooming; Reborns are really creepy; thanks for the holiday cards, Brad P. and Redboy & Absolute Amy!; try our camera game - we dare you. Listen to Episode #81 (MP3) 20.4 MB - Borderline Vidcast #3 - 12/13/07 (138mb)
Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:16:44 +0000
It's another exciting Borderline vidcast - filmed in cinematic BorderVision! In this episode, our fearless trio tackles the biggest challenge of their short podcasting careers: hosting Turkey-loaf Tuesday*! And what is Turkey-loaf Tuesday? Watch and find out! *Note: Turkey-loaf Tuesday was not held on Tuesday and did not include a turkey-loaf. Uploaded with Skitch! Music featured in this episode: Nalts "Ax Chase Turkey" The Gas House Gorillas "Cookin' At Home" miggs "Perfect" White Rabbits "Tourist Trap" View Video (requires Quicktime, iTunes or other h.264-compatible media player) - Borderline Vidcast #2 - 10/8/07 (125mb)
Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:55:05 +0000
Tonight's feature: Borderline at the Portable Media Expo, filmed in exciting BorderVision! THRILL to the crazy sights and sounds of Santa Monica! CHILL with Borderline and some of today's hottest podcasting stars! SPILL your popcorn while watching Borderline's most embarrassing moments! DOWNLOAD it today! Uploaded with Skitch! Music featured in this episode: Podcast Troubadour "Beach Boise" Monkeyshine "Lifes a Beach" The Fire Apes "Tuesday's Fine" View Video (requires Quicktime, iTunes or other h.264-compatible media player) - Borderline #80 - 9/1/07 (20mb)
Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:26:07 +0000
Returning from a summer of fury, everyone's favorite fasi-quamous podcast is back with more misspankings. To decipher that coded sentence, just listen to this episode of Borderline. ? Intro: We are fasi-quamous, and Lynn is not happy about it. ? It's game time! Danni suits up as a Husker cliché. ? Danni makes her birthday wish list. Break music is by Don't Harass Betty "Your Love is Everything" ? Lynn Car Buying Experiment: 1 Lynn + 2 parents + stupid car salesmen = 1 crabby Lynn. ? Purple Wrangler - Up, Up and Away! Break music is by valley lodge "Hanging On" ? Outro: Neil's move debacle; Lynn's jewelry-buying trip leads to some unexpected conversations. Listen to Episode #80 - Borderline Vidcast #1 - 7/9/07 (113mb)
Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:54:26 +0000
Behold, the first Borderline Vidcast! Video didn't kill the podcast star, but it did give us a good opportunity to document our Fifth of July trip to Denver. So sit back and enjoy the sights and sounds of the Mile High City in exciting BorderVision! * * BorderVision may cause nausea, earache or a burning sensation in some viewers. Use BorderVision only as directed. Featured music is by Craymo "Happy Birthday" View Video (requires Quicktime, iTunes or other h.264-compatible media player) - Borderline #79 - 5/27/07 (25mb)
Mon, 28 May 2007 19:12:05 +0000
Come on down to Borderline's Memorial Day Sale! For one day only, get a podcast filled with talkin', drinkin' and gossipin' for free! That's a $0 dollar value, so download today! ? Intro: It's Memorial Day weekend, and we're slashing prices on rubs AND dubs. But not happy endings. ? Danni's mini-break almost ends in fisticuffs ? Lynn's Guide to Etiquette: never bring a six-pack to a baby shower. Break music is by This Spy Surfs "Spy Beach" ? What We'z Drinkin' Now Malibu Milk Shake Fill with Milk 4 oz Malibu rum Add 3 tblsp Sugar Add Ice to preference Mixing instructions: Put all ingredients in a blender, blend till smooth, should create a small frothy head. Pour into to any glass handy, and enjoy your milkshake! Break music is by Loveless "She Could Be Something Good" ? Lynn's Celebrity Gossip - La Lohan arrested for DUI after one-car accident; Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe bathroom makeout session?; Paris Hilton turning into a nun; Paula Abdul mysteriously breaks her nose; Posh Spice desperate for press; TomKat baby number 2? Break music is by Marc Beasley "And She Came" ? Outro: TV finales; we have a new vmail number. Listen to Episode #79
