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Episodes
- HtR - Taking It
Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:00:00 GMT
Don't believe everything you hear on our show. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Zadoc Live
Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT
Joining HtR Live in studio is Zadoc... and the Nightmare with their new full length album under his arm. We sample several tracks from "Tragically Ever After" in this nearly two hour release. RaYzor attempts to avoid the sting of punishment from bandmates and co-hosts alike by getting completely trashed. It didn't work and that's why a goodtime is had by all, except Ray. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | Zadoc...and the Nightmare | - HtR - Dear RaYzor
Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT
Al falls in the shop, trying to play mechanic. While a young punk in PA is still trying to make a car run, that Al sold him back in 2004. As Al's arm swells to twice it's normal size, our listeners take advantage of our generation's greatest living thinker, RaYzor. Love, life and the pursuit of cheap Merlot, there is no question that he will avoid, unless he can. You too can learn the secret to a long and happy relationship from this modern master of the heart. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - In Spades
Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT
Nothing can stop them now, except a poorly lacking power system for the studio, and Al's lack of interest in producing podcasts in a timely manner. The HtR lawyers rattled some nerves over at HatetheHatetheRadio.com. Apparently our name isn't good enough for Tom, but it is for Neil. It only takes one phone call to straighten it out. Let that be a lesson to all of you that would mess with HtR. Our very intoxicated guest this week had much to report from one of the White House bedrooms. Kiss and Tell, more like Stain and Tell. POMP is doing his part for race relations in America. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | James | Ginger | - HtR - KKKramer
Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT
What Micheal Richards said was not funny, but Kramer going insane is funny. The real question is, "Is it alright to call someone a hack, but not a nigger?" How would you respond if someone told you the thing you have chosen to do in life was utter crap? Instead of banning words from comedy clubs maybe we should ban the people who get offended by words. Those People. Throughout the years people of every look, faith, and nationality have been spoken of in a disparaging manner. It's time to face the facts. You are not special. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Guilty As Charged
Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:00:00 GMT
Imitation is the highest form of flattery, but just adding a word or two to the front of someone elses project is just being a cheap copy cat. Court is now in session to not only address copyright infringement, but also the issue of missing shows from Hate the Radio. Al has been neglecting his duties of turning out a show EVERY Wednesday and in the RaYzor Court the evidence is mounting up against him. What justification could Al have for letting down the listeners as well as his co-hosts? Does having a foreskin have anything to do with it? Or is Jell-O delivery taking him away from his promise to the show? Random acts of nudity, worthless whores and POMP's best Perry Mason impression make this episode worth a listen. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | The Blonde | - HtR - Cocaine
Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:00:00 GMT
The most abused drug in America was delivered this week for consumption during the show. The government has tried to stop the sale of this product but POMP was able to purchase it online. Quite possibly a radio first but most certainly a first for the cast of HtR. Uncle Norme leaves the show to take a run around the block and POMP becomes ill. While Ray refuses to be a user and offers to act as the control for our experiment. What happens when you mix addictive personalities, microphones, and cocaine? Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Kid Friendly
Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:00:00 GMT
The Internet is no place for a child, and now that our show can be heard on cellphones and WiFi enabled devices like the Infusion we decided to clean up our act. We even designed a few helpful tricks to aid us in remembering to watch what we say. The tools of the trade: a cucumber, mouse traps, jalapeno peppers and hot lunch meat. We also learn a few more ways to treat your partner to a fine time.Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | Optix | - HtR - Toilet Humor
Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:00:00 GMT
Exit goosesteps his way into the studio and informs us of his usual, unusual demands. The toilet paper must be place on the holder and turned in the correct direction. The Zadoc Nightmare continues to curse its members with house fires. Al's phone, the PO Box, and many other bills have gone unpaid as a result of the lack of money the show is raising at this point. And so the whoring begins again. POMP fails to impress the young female administering his drug test. Al is now fully trained by POMP to service all his needs and wash the dishes. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - iHate
Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:00:00 GMT
We get white and nerdy on this episode. Apple(TM) has already been late to the table when being involved with Podcasting. Now Apple(TM) is making claims that sound like they own the word "Podcast" and many portable media producers are getting upset. Will this effect iPod(TM) sales? Al helps Ray deal with a headphone issue. POMP uses his super nerdy voice to talk tech. DJNewstyle does write a nice ballad about dead babies. Jerry Excelsior tries again to help Ray "get the gay out". Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | DJNewstyle | Jerry Excelsior | - HtR - Not You Again
Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:00:00 GMT
After Robert Kelly was kind enough to be interviewed on our show last year, POMP really felt a strong conection to him. POMP then proceded to call Bob every couple of weeks or so just to say hi. Usually when he had been drinking. Robert returned many of the calls after he had a few himself, including New Year's Eve. After several calls were made while Robert was appearing on a national radio show, apparently enough was enough. Bob calmly explained his feelings to POMP and a truce was called. But if his phone rings again, POMP's knees may be in danger. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | Robert Kelly | Colin Quinn | - HtR - Punch the Clock
Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:00:00 GMT
Everyone hates their day job. For most of us just getting to the next paycheck is the only reason we show up. The ultimate trick is to find something you enjoy doing and allow it, or her, to pay your rent. A timecard with a Vagina attached to it is an excellent way to start a day and you won't even mind Monday mornings. A good tip to tell if your job sucks is when you are forced to take bedroom furniture away from children or you work all day for three dollars. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | Jerry Excelsior | - HtR - Year of Hate
Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:00:00 GMT
In the past year we have delt with our female issues, snakes on a plane, moving, myspace whores and being super evil. Many thought the show wouldn't last a few months much less one year. We are happy to have proved them wrong, but saddened by the prospect of having to continue the attempt of being entertaining. Expect another year of hair dying, women crying, Ray bashing, Velvet gashing, heavy drinking, shallow thinking, HIV spreading, teenage bedding, live streaming and smiles beaming. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Harborfest
Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:00:00 GMT
Al and Pomp hit the streets of Harborfest and the streets hit back. During the daylight hours they dodge thunderstorms, baby strollers, and barely avoid a Hillary Clinton drive-by. As the day turns to night, the drunk nuts and sore nuts really start rubbing others the wrong way. A pair of spaztic walking contradictions tell us how much they hate people who act and dress exactly like themselves. Pomp proves once again that you really CAN hold someone's past against them, especially when dealing with ex-girlfriends, ex-porn stars, and ex-pubic hair. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Metrosexual
Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:00:00 GMT
The trio of motherfuckers band together once again in Studio 3-4 to glitter eachother up into the new state of man. A pair of headphones, one hard drive, a couple hundred braincells and a trip to the emergency room later, Al sports a brilliant head of hair. Pomp finds out that there really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, all while Ray sits in the corner and tears his own face off. Special guests include a visit from Fred & Barney! Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Super Evil
Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:00:00 GMT
From the therapy couch of the white house, the in-house Reverend POMP helps Uncle Norme find out where it all went wrong. Perhaps it was a love of garbage or the classic rotten attitude towards estrogen. In the end there's nothing quite like a heart-warming fire to lighten the mood. After reviewing the kleptomania streak of the bunch, we learn once and for all just how evil the show really is. After all, every week the hosts give 110%. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - America Fuck Yeah
Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:00:00 GMT
Look for HtR's new cooking show on an MP3 player near you. The USA has survived another year on this planet. Even though allegedly the rest of the world hates us. Maybe they are just jealous of our digital watches. With a few markers and cardboard or a convertible top car you too can be the best float in most 4th of July parades. Agent X serves his country by spending the taxpayers money in Canada while Ray demonstrates his patriotic duty to consumerism by cheating companies out of more of their money. If you enjoy piss-warm rain showers, mean people, and heat strokes, Ray recommends moving to the great state of Florida where he went to forget about his parents divorce. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Bailing Out
Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:00:00 GMT
E is for empty, as in Ray's head. E is also for effort, as in how much does it take to stop and fill the tank? Yet another employer is bent under Al's will. All they want to do is hire some shmuck at a very low wage and make some money off his blood, sweat and tears, but Al comes along with his brain intact and makes demands that would embarass a union boss. Lesson for the week: If you post something personal on a community website, the community may just read it. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - MySpace Whore
Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:00:00 GMT
Objects in mirror may appear bigger, in your mind. POMP asks the Dark Lord for a black chick and is granted with a MySpace addiction. Corey, the whitest black guy we know gives POMP some pointers for dating the whitest black girl on Myspace. Do Black Goths wear White? Al was driven out of his casino job by a 19 year old Little Red Riding Hood. Lets see how many people come running when she cries "Wolf!" for real. Club Crystal is now in full swing, but no more swinging from the owner as she swears off her former persona as Nadia Hilton. Can you say, "Worthless meat pocket?" Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | Nadia Hilton | - HtR - The Omen
Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:00:00 GMT
On the Sixth day of the Sixth month in the Sixth year of the new millenium, an announcement was made. All the signs were there, for those who chose to pay attention to them. What will it mean for the future of the world? Only by listening to HtR will you know what to expect. Day one of the lease fro The White House, Exit stirs things up in the neighborhood by playing the part of the local Noise Police. His actions in no way reflect the thoughts and opinions of others appearing on the show. Optix wins, The Blonde loses. What's worse than being a Cunt? How about a Fat Cunt. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Ecdysiast Ethics
Wed, 31 May 2006 13:00:00 GMT
The return to NY is celebrated by a visit to the local nudie bar. That done, the search for day jobs, a new home and a place to build the new studio continues. Al and Ray submit to a test of their ethics, whereas we already know about POMP's ethics involving stealing, tagging, whippits, and how much to spend on underage-looking strippers. This is only the second show with all three in the room and was recorded at RaYzor's cat-infested, yet pleasant pad. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - The Move
Wed, 24 May 2006 13:00:00 GMT
Through great and generous effort, Uncle Norme gathered up POMP's broken existence in Denver and 1800 miles away, New York awaits. Al's only request is complete and total servitude. As usual, Ray has no idea what is going on with the show or his place in it. His side projects now allocated so as not to interfere with the show, he too is ready to serve. POMP gives a few tips on how to woo the ladies with blue cheese and foot sex, as well as generally bitching and moaning. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Escape Velocity
Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:00:00 GMT
The only question now is just how fast do you have to travel to escape this show. If you hate those "What's the sound of one hand clapping?" kind of questions then avoid this episode. If you enjoy beating your head against the wall then by all means put it on repeat. Ray opens his big mouth again this week and the whole show plan goes out the window as his comments cannot possibly be ignored as well as his complete lack of any scientific knowledge. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Agent X
Wed, 19 Apr 2006 13:00:00 GMT
With growing anxiety about the flight to Denver, Al contacts a friend of the show who happens to be a Federal Air Marshal to ask some questions regarding his first flying experience. Can Uncle Norme join the Mile-High club by himself or will airport security tackle him for bringing the Killer Case? Agent X brought up a few of his Jack Bauer-esque on-the-job stories and one about shooting at his child in the hopes to train him better. He also gave us his own testimonial for how well 'Ray Deals' worked in ordering pizza at the White House. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Snakes on a Plane
Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:00:00 GMT
Yet another Golden Globe performance will be given by the one and only Samuel L. Jackson in the upcoming and much talked about motion picture "Snakes on a Plane". I'm sure you have preordered your tickets already. Who can forget the amazing role he portrayed in Coach Carter, (your memories may differ from that of the show's). "Breaking up is hard to do", and other corny song lyrics. Ray insults every food delivery service within 10 miles of his house and POMP and Al are moving to Chesterfield Island. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - Ray Shaved
Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:00:00 GMT
After phoning it in for the past few weeks, Al and POMP sit back and let Ray take over this show. We check out some fan art as RaYzor gets the power up and defeats the listeners, Verizon and Vonage with much dispatch. Uncle Norme is not as powerful when taking on Wal-Mart and seeks help with his extortion tactics from RaYzor. POMP gains free equipment and services after Ray makes a call on his behalf. Also, simple questions, and simpleton answers. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | - HtR - 80 Proof Birthday
Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:00:00 GMT
POMP is now over 3 decades old and enjoyed a few calls from the "alcoholic family tree" in this episode. Ray was just phoning it in from the club where his band Zadoc and the Nightmare were playing. The News Gash gets bashed for causing such a stir from the listeners with her off-color remarks about colored people. Al tries to make up for 31 years of not drinking by sucking down the local liquor store. The phones are heating up at HtR as everyone wants to get in on the act. UK Stalker Clive was more interested in pancakes than all the snakes leaving Ireland, but who can blame him. Lesson learn: If you ask an Aussie a question, don't expect a direct answer. Ya carrots. Featuring: Al | Pomp | - HtR - Calling Casey
Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:00:00 GMT
Every listener is important to us, even the ones that have negative comments for the show. That's why we return all feedback to the show. I'm sure Casey is pleased that we finally returned his call. We're still doing our part for race relations. I didn't say we were trying to help anybody get along. The rich appear to still be getting richer but not becoming any better dressers. Demon customer RaYzor attacks yet another customer service representative in his continuing effort to extort free services and equipment from Fortune 500 companies. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | Casey | Velvetpunk | Electrooptix | - HtR - POMP's Defeat
Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:00:00 GMT
POMP took his lumps this week but it didn't take long before Al and Ray were under the bus with him. We announced the new HtR call-in numbers; 1-888-DAMN-HtR and 1-6606-75-HATE. Mel called in to beg our audience for votes on another radio station's website in order to win a free trip to the dentist. We also announce the start of our 06-06-06 Contest to give away iPod Nanos, Best Buy gift cards and Ray's Box. Also cooking tips from the Bosnian Muslim line cook from Al's job and POMP's latest movie idea. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | Mel | - HtR - Female Issues
Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:00:00 GMT
With an ever growing female audience Al takes a moment to show a softer side. Even after Al apologizes his motives are still questioned. POMP feels like he might be losing control of his harem of bitches. The Blonde reveals she has come to terms with the "C "word. Tragic gash Velvet Punk allows us to sample her carpet, and Kathrine considers a Ray / Al sandwich. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp | The Blonde | Kathrine | Velvetpunk - HtR - Six Months of Hate Part 2
Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:00:00 GMT
After six months and 21 shows we take a look back at the first thirty seconds of each. Many of the best lines in the show end up in the opening banter. So I guess you really only need to listen to the first 30 seconds of each show to enjoy the best part. Usually it takes listening to the rest of the show to understand just what we are talking about in the beginning. Featuring: Al | Ray | Pomp |

