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- Israelisms Podcast #201
Fri, 9 Jan 2009 15:16:00 GMTSTANDING STRONG
Joe The Plumber is coming to fix our garbage disposal.
Rockets from Lebanon hit the North f Israel and Hezbollah is quick to say "it ain't me babe." It was Hamas in Lebanon which is to say Iran.
Ceasefire? Israel still hasn't found what its looking for.
The crimes of Hamas. Join Charley's facebook group and find out more.
Our hats off to the strength the citizens of the south and all the citizens whose sons and brothers and husbands are fighting to protect us.
Watch this video
- Israelisms Podcast #200
Fri, 2 Jan 2009 15:03:00 GMTTHE SEVENTH DAY
On the seventh day Israel cannot rest. Seven days ago Israel launched a major offensive against the Hamas government in Gaza.
Rockets land in Beer Sheva and Ashdod. How many seconds do you have to seek shelter. 15, 30, or 45 seconds.
Cyber terrorists strike Ynet.
What do we want- Three no's- no more rockets, no more bombings and no more arming of Hamas. Wanted- Supervisor for Hamas Any takers?
Oh and Woy Woy Woy we are 200 episodes old! We thank you all for listening and having fun with a couple of crazy people from Israel.
Special Guest Appearance by RAY HANANIA, of The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour
- Israelisms Podcast #199
Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:11:00 GMTHAPPY NEW YEAR!
Happy New Year, everybody.
Yisrael Chazaka could be a party of choice
It's still raining Kassams down south
Two Thumbs Up for "Angels In America". I know....we're late
- Israelisms Podcast #198
Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:48:00 GMTWE NEED A MIRACLE!
Its hard all over and Fonzie's scheming isn't helping!
Labor preaches safe sex! and other ridiculous campaign tactics.
No more ceasefire. Hey the media and the politicians said there was one. Have they ever lied to us before?! Oh who are they kidding. Why us thats who!
We disagree on the fundamental way to change the dynamic in Gaza and we do what we do best when we disagree.
How do you say lawsuit in Russian? A tragedy this week as 24 Russian tourists are killed in a bus crash.
Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you guys!
- Israelisms Podcast #197
Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:57:00 GMTONE FISH TWO FISH
Carol may once again be stylish as The Gap and H&M will be coming to Israel.
It's the election stupid! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Israeli politics and some things you'll wish you didn't.
And no the Governor of Illinois did not get his political start in Israel!
An example of how to correctly use the Israeli phrase "I'll show him from where the fish pisses-
A member of the UN and the Israeli ambassador to the UN are talking.
UN Member- " I hear the head of the General Assembly is going to try and stop you from speaking.
Israeli Ambassador- " That's what he thinks! I'll show him from where the fish pisses! - Israelisms Podcast #196
Fri, 5 Dec 2008 15:58:00 GMTTHE FIRST ANNUAL REALLY BIG MEAL DAY
Charley is declared the funniest comedian in Israel!
Sam gets an Italian cat.
The House of contention- no it is not our house! Flames in Hebron and inflammatory language in the studio as we talk about the anti zionist radical right in Hebron. Eviction or evacuation- you say tomato.....
Election 2009 A fair and balanced discussion- no really!
The return of the Likud.Special thanks to @ Rachky for the cornbread recipe!
- Israelisms Podcast #195
Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:29:00 GMTYES WE CAN!
Charley sticks to his guns and his mission to Stop Shas one facebook member at a time.
Shas in the mean time gives him plenty of ammunition as Rabbi Yosef once again shows how dangerous he can be to Israeli society.
Madness in Mubai has us glued to the TV
The UN had a party and we were NOT invited.
Jerusalem returns to the zionists!
Bibi tries dazzling the public with the rock stars of Israeli politics.
And tomorrow November 29th is the day we made it on the map! Take that Ahmadinejad!
- Israelisms Podcast #194
Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:59:00 GMTSTOP SHAS!
I blame Obama! Check out Charley's new facebook group here. Stop Shas!
This weeks poll has Bibi on top of Tzipi...;-)!
Just say no to Durban II
Are the patriarchs rolling over in their graves at the events in Hebron?
No divine inspiration for Shas as they steal Obama's campaign slogan.
Have a great week you guys!
- Israelisms Podcast #193
Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:39:00 GMTTHE 64 CRAYOLA CRAYON QUESTION?
If Meretz is the new Labor Party then is Labor the new Likud? Where will the madness end?
Another member of Shas gets the Go Directly to Jail card for fraud.
Hope remains eternal in Jerusalem. Nir Barkat wins the election. Can he save the city?
Hamas breaks the ceasefire. No options to renew included in the lease at this time.
Olmert tries to ruin Kadima and Livni. Can someone please arrest him already?,p> Gilad Shalit forced to wait till February. Shame on all who can fight for him but do not.
Good by to the visiting Warady Tribe. It was a blast!
- Israelisms Podcast #192
Fri, 7 Nov 2008 11:13:00 GMTCELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!
The world celebrates Obama. However not as much as the Warady clan! Late night to early morning crazy insomnia fun was had by all. After catching up on sleep we continue to party with the family. I can't believe how much I have been eating. Jews and food...who would have thought!
Thunder and lightning in the White House.
How will our election look? Lots of advice from our panel of experts!
The cease fire has been broken. Anyone got any super glue or masking tape handy?
We remember Rabin.
CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! You are again the place where anything is possible!
- Israelisms Podcast #191
Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:18:00 GMTROCK THE VOTE AND VOTE FOR OBAMA!
Shas wants to know what it can do for you!
The Taxpayers revolt coming to the knesset nearest you!
Porush wants secular Jews in Jerusalem. Actually just their money.
The left's Jerusalem conundrum. Barkat or Porush? They should just all VOTE FOR OBAMA!
Don't forget to check Charley out on the web election eve. AND VOTE FOR OBAMA.
OBAMA- HE IS GOOD FOR THE JEWS and all of America!
Happy Halloween. Eat plenty of candy and VOTE FOR OBAMA!
- Israelisms Podcast #190
Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:55:00 GMTMURDER AND MAYHEM
Murder/suicide case grabs the nations attention. People want to know why.
Nasrallah eats some bad hummus and he who should not be named will not be named anymore.
How many saints are needed to go marching in?
Shas is officially in bed with Netanyahu. And I thought they were against gay marriage!
Our family is in town! Let the merry making and mayhem commence!
- Israelisms Podcast #189
Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:50:00 GMTSTOP THE COWS!
A veritable hodge podge of Israeli delights & a little Obama mania For good measure.
Election fever here(Israel) there (Jerusalem) and everywhere (USA)
And you thought you have job pressures- look at poor Hassan Nasrallah.
Note to PFLP- Think twice before you mess with Yvette.
Pirates of the Caribbean Israeli style.
Win lunch with Carol! No rules. Just cash up front!
- Israelisms Podcast #188
Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:15:00 GMTIT'S YAM KIPPUR RETARD!
Fast? What fast? It's all about the food.
Next up- Sukkot. Telephone booth's and restaurant booths do not apply.
The stone that lit the match. Riots in Akko. Or how many akko's to a dunam.
Twenty five more days. Will Charley make it?
Happy Birthday Michael, Michelle and Rachky!
- Israelisms Podcast #187
Fri, 3 Oct 2008 16:56:00 GMTOUR REWARD IS IN HEAVEN
Grace and intelligence beats out six pack joe and the soccer moms.
A surge of our own. The financial crisis leads to a new surge in virulent antisemitism.
Collective punishment in Jerusalem?
Rightists have been wrongest.
And Carol does it.....AGAIN!
G'mar chatima tova. May you all be written in the book of life.
- Israelisms Podcast #186
Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:41:00 GMTNOW I KNOW MY ABC'S
Happy New Year almost. The preparations begin in the Warady household.
Carol promises to make amends to Charley for 28 years of suffering.
Vigilantes not wanted.
Sir Paul McCartney may have the answer to the hummus wars. Will he reveal his secret?
Are Shasniks afraid of Charley?
Are we crazy for getting up at 4am?
TO ALL OUR LISTENERS WE WISH A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR.
- Israelisms Podcast #185
Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:55:00 GMTPRIMARY COLORS
Red would be the color of the faces of the polling companies who all got it wrong on the primary results. And the networks who couldn't wait fifteen minutes in their bid to outdo each other.
Green is for Shas because its the color of money. Well in the US at least!
Yellow is for Netanyahu and the Likud who want elections now under the premise of democracy and the fact they all have amnesia about Israeli history. They are afraid Tzipi just might put it all together. Instead they'll refer to her as a "girl" -tactics of scaredy cats.
Blue is for Tzipi! The true blue hope of a nation!
- Israelisms Podcast #184
Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:26:00 GMTGENERAL HOSPITAL
Luke and Laura played by Charley and Carol go to the hospital so Luke (Charley) can have a CT scan. Laura (Carol) prays for a bout of amnesia. No McDreamies or McSteamies in this episode.
There's an opening on the psych ward for Ahmadenijad.
CSI:TEL AVIV The body of four year old Rose has been found.
Deri adds more spice to the pot that is the Jerusalem mayoral campaign but it could lead to food poisoning which means a trip to the ER and George Clooney doesn't work there anymore.
- Israelisms Podcast #183
Fri, 5 Sep 2008 14:02:00 GMTTHE MUPPET SHOW
We left the sealed room this week and ventured out for a stroll in the Mamilla Mall and dinner at Dolphin Yam.
One thing leads to another as Sarkozy visits Damascus. We get to talk about Gilad Shalit, Hezbollah's threats, Iran and Gaza.
Not politics as usual as the race for mayor of Jerusalem heats up.
We provide the balance for Fox News as we talk about what we think of Palin and McCain.
- Israelisms Podcast #182
Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:55:00 GMT
A GOOD THING IN A SHORT PACKAGEJust a slightly shorter cast this week as our battery runs out. We fit it ALL in.
A tragedy grips the public here. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and harder to follow as we learn about the death of a four year old girl.
Hamas ups the ante in their game of Lets Make A Deal. Behind door #1 is Gilad Shalit who has celebrated his third birthday as a captive held by Hamas.
Iran sets up a missile system in its suburb, Lebanon as protection for Teheran from an Israeli or US strike. We are without a government to deal with the real threat from Iran.
The Voice of Peace sails on. Abie Natan dies at age 81.
Thanks El Gecko!
- Israelisms Podcast #181
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:04:00 GMT
NOT MUCH GREY MATTER LEFTIts the bronze age for the seafaring people of Israel.
Shimon Peres actually can remember the Bronze Age as we wish him a happy 85th birthday!
Hezbollah no I mean Lebanon oops I think Hezbollah is threatening Israel. Its actually all one and the same now.
Hamas steps on Egypt's last nerve.
MePeace reviewed.
Chastity belts in Mea Shearim as they return to the dark ages. The Mod Squad faces arrest causing unrest in the hood.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDY!
- Israelisms Podcast #180
Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:44:00 GMT
GEORGIA ON MY MINDCharley worries about friends in Atlanta and the break away southern states.
The politics of an Israeli education. What's hot and what's not.
Talansky and The Order of the FBI. How much money is he hiding in his chamber of secrets?
Still waiting for Gilad Shalit. Maybe by November.
This episode brought to you by Charley the good uncle and the stylish Aunt Carol.
- Israelisms Podcast #179
Fri, 8 Aug 2008 15:06:00 GMT
JUST HAVING FUNEvery once in a while we just have fun with the podcast and that's what we did this week. Samantha joined us. We talked some politics and some funny stories. A new children's book with an important message. And Carol doesn't know her own kids. Enjoy!!
- Israelisms Podcast #178
Fri, 1 Aug 2008 17:45:00 GMT
SO YOU HAD A BAD DAYLets look at video of Olmerts journey as he leaves us ( I hope!) on Israeli Idol- The Politicians Edition
Survey says! Livni for the win! What are da boyz planning to cook up in the back room.
Are we smarter than Hamas? An interesting article from the son of a Hamas commander in the Haaretz magazine.
We feed back to a listener and Charley pushes the limits right over the edge.
- Israelisms Podcast #177
Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:22:00 GMT
HA-PPINESS!Obama mania comes to Israel. How can you not vote for a man who can execute a 3 point shot from the corner? Nothing but net!
Men behaving badly. Israeli's and Arabs.
Even worse the government behaves badly making Ultra Orthodox schools culturally unique. Its the new euphemism for making legal what the governments past and present have been doing illegally and with our money!
Gilad's comrades are discharged from the army at the end of their service. They have not forgotten him.
A little irony to top things off. Aviv Geffen writes a song for Gilad Shalit.
- Israelisms Podcast #176
Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:10:00 GMTNO DIRECTION HOME
Private Benjamin gets discharged. Arielle is now a civilian.
Israelisms goes to Sundance!
The fate of our kidnapped soldiers is confirmed as our nation mourns their deaths.
Samir Kuntar reveals the truth. The conflict with Lebanon/Hezbollah/Iran is not over. Their bloodlust continues.
The implications for Gilad Shalit.
Olmert: Game Over!
The Kuntar Video
What the Arab world had to say and what the international community didn't.
- Israelisms Podcast #175
Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:02:00 GMTAMERICA! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT?!
Dual loyalties or dueling loyalties? Hey we didn't make the rules.
BBQ ala Olmert.
No ceasing the firing so its time to follow the money and put the squeeze on Hamas.
How about Iran just photoshops a nuke instead of the real thing.
Invited to our wedding- don't forget your credit card.
- Israelisms Podcast #174
Fri, 4 Jul 2008 15:49:00 GMT
RETURN OF THE JET-I!Our favorite jet setter Charley is home. Sam drops in for a visit.
Happy Birthday Samantha, Arielle & America!
Future implications of the deal with Hezbollah and the only remaining Lebanese prisoner.
A new guide for voting in Israel.
The latest terror attack. Instead of going postal he went construction?!
- Israelisms Podcast #173
Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:33:00 GMT
NO INTRODUCTION NEEDED! Gay pride parade brings the colors of the rainbow to Jerusalem. How do you get from Nablus Gate to Damascus Gate? Possibly through Britain. We have been waiting for Gilad Shalit for two years. Bring him home now. Olmert gets cold feet in deal with Hezbollah. Olmert can be strong and determined when it comes to his career. Barak willing to run away with tail between legs to save his career. Cease fire? Who had Tuesday in the pool? Happy Birthday Sam! - Israelisms Podcast #172
Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:50:00 GMT
DEAL OR NO DEAL? Carol flies solo this week as she rants about Israel's inability to bargain with used car salesmen from Hamas and Hezbollah. Enjoy as in mid rant Carol looses her train of thought! What is Carol's favorite pet name for Samir Kuntar? Shimon Peres has still got it. Is the rumor true that Tvindy from Brazilianisms tracked down child abuser Rabbi Chen? Here's hoping that three families in Israel get peace of mind and joy in their lives. - Israelisms Podcast #171
Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:40:00 GMTHURRY UP!
We're in a hurry because the battery is about to go. So, it's kind of a short one.
But we still have a chance to talk about Israelis For Obama
Olmert not stepping down
And all sorts of stuff
- Israelisms Podcast #170
Fri, 6 Jun 2008 16:35:00 GMTTOMMY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE
Tommy Lapid passes away - always outspoken, never boring...we will miss him
Summer has arrived and the yearly Gay Pride Parade debate has started
Hamas can't see the target for the trees
If Tzipi Livni is Agent 99...does that make Olmert Maxwell Smart?
- Israelisms Podcast #169
Fri, 30 May 2008 17:11:00 GMTSHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO
ABC News radio finally goes to the expert. They couldn't find him so they went to Charley
Charley is unemployed and Carol is overemployed
Olmert, Olmert, and more Olmert
Talk, talk, and more talk
- Israelisms Podcast #168
Fri, 23 May 2008 19:12:00 GMTSPINNING WHEEL GOT 2GO ROUND
Spinology - the science of creating something from nothing
Spinologist - anyone who works for Olmert
- the media who spin news into bigger and bigger newsSyrian Spin - We get the Golan for free!
Palestinian Spin - We are the stars of the show...see this week's episode of The Love Boat
Unsuccessful Spin - Mohammed al Dura unravels
- Israelisms Podcast #167
Fri, 16 May 2008 18:05:00 GMTIT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR
Arielle, Samantha, Carol, and Charley sit around the table and talk about stuff. News of the day, news of the their lives, and no discernible direction. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we had making it for you.
- THIS JUST IN #1
Sun, 11 May 2008 19:44:00 GMTTHIS JUST IN #1
Welcome to our vidcast!! Here Carol and Charley get a chance to let loose a little and have some fun. Hope you have fun watching!
- Israelisms Podcast #166
Fri, 9 May 2008 17:17:00 GMTFINAL JEOPARDY ANSWER: "WHO IS JACKIE MASON?"
Israel's Independence Day..."...something unpredictable, but in the end is right..."
Olmert..."...will he stay or will he go now?..."
In Beirut..."...everybody was Kung Fu fighting..."
Israeli inventions..."Wii will, wii will rock you..."
- Israelisms Podcast #165
Fri, 2 May 2008 16:00:00 GMTA BI GEZUNDT
We remember
Holocaust Remembrance Day
What happened to the Jews of North Africa during the Holocaust
60 Years After...the brave doctors and nurses of Hadassah Har Hatzofim remembered
Hats off to Yossi Harel - commander of the Exodus, who died this week
What we'd like to forget: Benizri has to go to jail and can't pass go...Olmert in the hot seat again...UNIFIL is full of crap...
- Israelisms Podcast #164
Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:17:00 GMTIt's A Hot One
The show that asks the question...can sex sell Israel?
Are old Jewish men really a danger to the US?
Does Assad have any honor to defend?
Hamas, what's up with them?
And finally, how many minutes of oxygen does a sealed room really have?
And....here's Sam's movie!
- Israelisms Podcast #163
Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:51:00 GMT
HAPPY PASSOVER!Chag Sameach, and a Happy Pesach from the Israelisms crew of Charley, Carol, Samantha, and Arielle.
Charley is back again and is tired...again
Jimmy Carter is making his rounds...woo hoo!
JStreet makes its bid to be an alternate AIPAC
And Carol and Charley talk about who has better PR and why?
- Israelisms Podcast #162
Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:04:00 GMTTHE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Arielle earns her bribe by filling in for Charley. She is one of my two FAVORITE daughters!
Will love conquer all and will the marriage last as two young Haredim get married despite the protests.
Katzav decides to roll the dice.
Olmert makes more empty statements as we are faced with another terror attack.
Hamas fakes it ala When Harry Met Sally.
Can't wait till Charley gets back so he can help me clean!
Oh and do the show!
- Israelisms Podcast #161
Fri, 4 Apr 2008 14:22:00 GMTWhen Irish Eyes Are Smiling
Charley visited the emerald Isle with the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour
Who really is the most stupid person in the room?
The foxes are guarding the hen house in the next UN conference on racism
Should you be able to sell bread on Passover in Israel? How do you keep the "Jewish" in the Jewish State?
Tension on the Syrian border...Oh just take a pill!!
Here is Ray Hanania's response to the article blasting the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour in the Houston student paper and the Electric Intifada.
- Israelisms Podcast #160
Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:44:00 GMT
On With The ShowCharley returns! Tales of the tour. Up close and personal with a Gazan
Lights out in Tel Aviv
Nyet, nyet, Leiberman
CSI: Israel...new DNA database
Organ donations and how dead is dead?
And Charley is off again and this time to Dublin, Ireland but will be back for the show. Jet lag? What jet lag?
- Israelisms Podcast #159
Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:30:00 GMT
FAMILY TIES
Sam fills in for Charley on this edition of Israelisms.
Happy Purim and Good Friday or is it good that its Friday!? Either way we both agree TGIF!
McCain in Sderot and German Chancellor Merkel in the Knesset.
Podcasting tips for Bin Laden.
Is Syria serious? Say it three times fast!
We get gift baskets from Gaza for Purim. Too bad they're sent with qassams. Haven't they heard of fed ex- When you positively have to get it there the same day?! And what are they cooking up in Gaza? So many work accidents in so many days. It can't be good!
Charley come home! - Israelisms Podcast #158
Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:31:00 GMTI DID IT!
Carol triumphs over technology! And she discovers she can talk for a half hour straight!Holy cow!
Sam versus Al Jezeera.
The new Israeli and Hamas game. Deal or No Deal. Fun for the whole family!
Honeymoon in Paris for Peres.
Is a representative government on the way or will the messiah get here first?
Can Arielle be bribed? Oh who are we kidding.
I miss Charley !
- Technical Difficulties
Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:10:00 GMTDoesn't It Figure
As Charley is in the States, Carol did a podcast all by herself! But doesn't it figure...when she's ready to post it, the Internet is down in Zur Hadassa.
She's trying, folks. Hang in there.
- Israelisms Podcast #157
Fri, 7 Mar 2008 18:26:00 GMT
THIRD YEAR'S A CHARMTough love from the Peanut Gallery
The whole crew is together for the Anniversary Show!
Terrorist attack in Jerusalem...bombing in Sderot...ya know....
Samantha discovers a new singing sensation...Gal Fisher, singing Ayn Li Kesef B'kisism (No money in my pocket)
.......in memory of......
- Israelisms Podcast #156
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:32:00 GMT
UnresolvedA peek behind our on-air personalities...oh hell, what you hear is what you get
Canada needs to learn geography
The survey says...what Israeli voters are thinking...or not
What Shas is willing to do for Rabbi Yosef?
From Gaza With Love...to Sderot..and Ashkelon. How do we stop this lovefest?
Next week is the Big 3! Our 3 Year Anniversary!
TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!
Warning: Almost intolerable humming at around the 30 minute mark. Sincerest apologies, and I know what I did wrong. It always takes me a couple weeks to get these new things right. (you should listen to the first few podcasts when we first got our fancy mics and mixing board....ouch)
- Israelisms Podcast #155
Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:53:00 GMT
THEY'RE BAAAAAACKTrying out Garage Band on Carol's new Mac. Needs some fine tooooning.
Charley's whirl-wind tour...stories from the road
And the nominee is.......
Terrorist cars need better safety features!
Presidential candidates....who's good for the Jews?
- SORRY GUYS
Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:45:00 GMT
It just didn't work with what we tried by recording Skype. And then time constraints for Carol and Charley and the whole weirdness of it....we think it's best to wait until Friday when we can give you the great Israelisms you're used to. Thanks so much for hanging in there with us, and we realize the streak has ended...but let a new streak begin! We apologize sincerely. - Little Delay
Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:27:00 GMT
Charley is flying to Los Angeles so we have to wait a bit to do the podcast. Hang in there. Saturday will be just as good! - Israelisms Podcast #154
Fri, 8 Feb 2008 13:00:00 GMT
Pre-Game Jitters
Charley's bags are packed and some US colleges may never be the same
Speaking of college - Israel uses medical marijuana!
Hamas could use some as they up the threats and up the rocket barrages on Sderot
The IDF retaliates because of the qassams that injured two girls
The Official Endorsement: ISRAELISMS BACKS OBAMA causing the Clinton campaign to fall apart
Follow Charley around at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website. - Israelisms Podcast #153
Fri, 1 Feb 2008 18:18:00 GMT
Winograd Report And Other Snowjobs
We're melting!
Once again some terrorists inconvenience Charley
The report is in and everyone is talking
Egypt will reseal the border with Gaza...if Hamas lets them
And speaking of Hamas - they make us an offer we CAN refuse
Attack on the Israeli embassy in Mauritania?
Follow Charley's tour at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website! - Israelisms Podcast #152
Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:15:00 GMT
Miss Congeniality
Oh...Canada!
Two words for Turkey
The UN should watch Fox News and learn the term "fair and balanced"
4200 Red (luft) Balloons in the New York sky
Thousands of Gazans go shopping in Egypt
Nasrallah is the new Frankenstein
The ultra-orthodox of Bet Shemesh do the right thing
And we get ready for the Red Carpet!
Read about Charley (kinda) in the LA Times - Israelisms Podcast #151
Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:46:00 GMT
The Triumphant Return
After a great show in Chicago, Charley returns to HSW (home, sweet home). Carol brings us up to speed with everything missed. And it's nice to be back in the freezing cold studio!
Here's something for your viewing pleasure!
- Israelisms Podcast #150
Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:53:00 GMT
Live From Chicago......NOT!
But we had a backup plan and here it is. Just to let you know...Chicago has been great so far and we'll tell you about it next week! - Israelisms Podcast #149
Fri, 4 Jan 2008 19:17:00 GMT
North By Northwest
Carol's past returns to haunt her
Iowa picks Obama and Huckabee...Who should Israelisms pick?
Charley finds "the majority" to be complacent...maybe if it was a Facebook app...
Five agorot for your thoughts - not anymore!
Law & Order...and Nablus
No lip reading on the Temple Mount and no parking in Jerusalem when Bush is here.
How much potassium nitrate in your coffee?...and other trends from Gaza
And it's off to Chicago!! - Israelisms Podcast #148
Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:19:00 GMT
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Our last podcast....for 2007! This isn't a wrap-up podcast and we don't go over the past year. We don't talk about the things we covered in 2007, and there are no New Year's resolutions.
We talk about a funeral!
In memory of Yosef Mintz. He had a big influence on Carol's life, and we attended his funeral. We talk about the differences in funerals here and getting together with some old friends.
And of course there's talk about Hamas and Olmert and the usual suspects.
Also, there is a new political party in town and it was started by us! Check it out on Facebook and it's called Harove (the Majority).
Happy New Year, everybody. Let's have a great 2008 together. - Israelisms Podcast #147
Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:02:00 GMT
It's A Wonderful Life
'Tis the season! Pilgrims in proper American pilgrim's attire make their way to Bethlehem as Charley & Carol have plans as well
Haim Ramon makes an indecent proposal - or rather a deal - to get his proposal through the Knesset
Sderot suffers, but the terrorists suffer more (we hope)
You can't take the Jewish out of the Jewish State although Adalah and the Roman Catholic leader i Jerusalem want to try
What's a "family" these days, anyway - same sex couples can adopt children
Charley disagrees with Yoel Marcus and hell did NOT freeze over!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!....from where it all began - Israelisms Podcast #146
Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:28:00 GMT
The Big Fish
Max's road to recovery.
Do Israeli baseball players use steroids? These and other questions remain unanswered in an exclusive interview with a player on the Bet Shemesh Blue Sox!!
Hamas has big plans for the Israeli public.
Wish we could have gotten some of what the people in Gaza were treated to...How often is THAT ever said!
The Chief Rabbi and Hasan Nasrallah both having a bad day.
Two states for one people? The anti-Jewish state solution.
And it's a GOLD ribbon for Jerusalem....duuuuuh! - Israelisms Podcast #145
Fri, 7 Dec 2007 17:30:00 GMT
CHAPPY CHANUKAH
Sufganyot and beating the Greeks....again
The best kept secret in Haifa revealed!
Tie a yellow ribbon round the old city...
Abbas needs a blood transfusion thanks to Egypt and Saudi Arabia
Hamas upgrades and the PA has a radio contest. For $150, Alex, the question is, "Who heroically invaded half of Europe?"
The abortion issue reaches Israel - like we don't have enough conflict!
And who is NOT in the film about Reform Jews making aliyah?
Samantha joins us, so you know it's gonna be good!! - Israelisms Podcast #144
Sat, 1 Dec 2007 13:05:00 GMT
The After-Show Show
We're on the road! We do most of this show after the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's show at the Ambassador Hotel in Jerusalem. We talk with Samantha, Ray Hanania, and special guest star of this tour, Sherif Hedayat! Nothing like a bunch of comedians getting together after a show.
Here are a few pics for you.
- Israelisms Podcast #143
Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:58:00 GMT
HAPPY SHOPPING DAY!
While everyone in the States is busy shopping, we here are sending our leaders to Annapolis and we'll probably all get a tee shirt saying "My Prime Minister went to Annapolis and all we got is this lousy tee shirt".
Guydamak thinks he deserves Jerusalem.
Peres keeps his sense of humor in front of stripped down protesters earning him a visit from Seinfeld here on a 3 day tour of Israel.
We finally get to turf a pedophile back to the States.
An Arab teacher at Sapir College thinks he is teaching politics instead of film.
Israeli ingenuity - a new anti-hijacker ID system coming to our space.
Check out our Blog!!
And read the review of Israelisms Podcast in Podcast User Magazine!! - Israelisms Podcast #142
Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:31:00 GMT
Kramer Vs. Kramer
Warady family mash up of a crazy Friday morning.
Peres talks Turkey.
Israel and the PA want to move on down the road and start at the end witha a final status agreement before going back to the future and the first steps of the road map.
The Thrilla In Manilla...The Rumble In The Jungle...Carol vs. Charley on if the PA needs to recognize Israel as the Jewish State.
Meanwhile in Gaza....Hamas puts the screws to Fatah and we fix the electricity in Gaza...makes perfect sense.
Arab-Israeli students in Haifa University embrace radical Islam, while other Arab-Israelis in Kfar Kassem demonstrate for the release of the kidnapped soldiers. - Israelisms Podcast #141
Fri, 9 Nov 2007 16:48:00 GMT
The Yellow Brick Road Map
Follow the Yellow Brick Road Map....to Annapolis
New game show...Who Wants To Become An Israeli?!
Carol's and Charley's twisted sense of humor...REVEALED!
Can our government reform itself?
Hezbollah flexes its muscles in the Mr Middle East Competition.
Bet Shemesh Battle Royale...taking back the streets
MAZAL TOV TO LEN AND NORA ON #6!!
Final song is by PABLO ROSENBERG. - Israelisms Podcast #140
Fri, 2 Nov 2007 16:03:00 GMT
Wait And See
Thirty years have passed since Sadat's memorable visit and what do we have to show for it? A November Summit Of Futility; Hamas threatening attacks and takeover of the West Bank; and of course seven tunnels for arms smuggling between Gaza and Egypt. Not what Sadat had in mind.
Hezbollah...To Tel Aviv and BEYOND!!
Arab - Israeli identity crisis
Peki'in or Peking....DUCK!
Betar Illit: Prelude to Jerusalem
Is Bethlehem a Christian ghost town?
Hats off to Yisrael Poliakov and Robert Goulet
I know...I know...it was Jack Jones who sang the Love Boat song.
Final song is by MOSH BEN ARI, and the song is called "Massah U'matan" (Negotiation) - Israelisms Podcast #139
Fri, 26 Oct 2007 16:59:00 GMT
CSI: SYRIA
The Homefront: Arielle's studying method; Elvis spotted in Zur Hadassa; Carol is a clairvoyant; kids are sponges
We do so have sports news! Ultra-orthodox: local politics and transportation issues.
You can't keep a good terrorist down. Not if he has Google.
Olmert says, "You missed me, you missed me!"
Syria pulls a disappearing act.
Our sincere thanks to J and Mickey from SomaCow at http://www.somacow.net for their intro for Israelisms Podcast. Great job and we really appreciate it. - Israelisms Podcast #138
Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:23:00 GMT
Door #3
How good are we at Let's Make A Deal? Olmert is super-glued to the Prime Minister's office. What Carol wants in a candidate. Barak....are you there? It's a farmer's market - Sheba Farms. AND HIPPO SNACKS!
Final song is a new one from Chemi Rodner! - Israelisms Podcast #137
Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:41:00 GMT
"Famous People Have Different Needs"
...and other Bar Raphaeli gems. Basketball at MSG and say goodbye to YNet News. Car mechanics suck and Al Gore cleans up. The long awaited circumcision update and Syria's fictitious victory. Israeli mafia are recyclers and ready to kill over it. New meaningless polls and tackle football comes to Israel.
So, will that be paper or plastic? - Israelisms Podcast #136
Fri, 5 Oct 2007 16:27:00 GMT
The Jim Show
Charley shows his knowledge of Chasidic music and Jeff is pardoned. November summit turns into a contest of who can be more vague. Carter and Ahmadinejad belong on the Comedy Channel. More on our Syrian adventure.
And the answer is...GROWING PAINS
This one is for you, Jim from Iowa! - Israelisms Podcast #135
Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:19:00 GMT
We Couldn\'t Think Of A Title
Sure, Ahmadinijad went to Columbia and the United Nations. And yes, France is beginning to show some backbone with their new president. And then there were the successful operations in the Gaza Strip against Hamas the terrorists. Yom Kippur is gone and Succot is here...but we still couldn\'t come up with a snappy title for the show!
The final song is from a group I found on MySpace from Tel Aviv. The name of the group is The Genders and the reason I was attracted to them is because the name of their album is "Virgin No. 72". I loved it! And the song is great, too. It\'s called, "Dome of the Rock". I usually don\'t pick groups that sing in English, but you\'ll see why they\'re an exception. - Israelisms Podcast # 134
Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:07:00 GMT
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Happy Yom Kippur everybody!! Fast like crazy! We talk about what it's like here in Israel for Yom Kippur with our special and always-welcome guest, Samantha. Memories of Yom Kippur past. Oh yeah...and Bibi's big mouth.
Our final song is another discovery of Sam's, Shlomi Barel who was a contestant in (as Sam put it) Israel's American Idol. - Israelisms Podcast # 133
Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:00:00 GMT
OLIVE YOU!
The first ever, live podcast home-made olive taste test! Rosh Hashana talk. Talk of Syria no-talk. Grave dancing. HOOTERS!! Neo-Nazis in the wrong place. And HOOTERS!!
The final song is from a new band Samantha saw in concert and they're really good! They're called Brothers And Animals which sounds better in Hebrew - Achim Va'chayot (sounds kinda like brothers and sisters but means brothers and animals....oh forget it). - Israelisms Podcast # 132
Fri, 7 Sep 2007 17:10:00 GMT
Israelisms Unplugged
No frills. Just Carol, Samantha, and Charley talking and having a good time. The ol' WYSIWYG podcast. We talk about Sam's school and the fake attack on Syria and how they're related. I think. - Israelisms Podcast # 131
Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:43:00 GMT
The 'oys Of Summer
The dirt on the Israel Baseball League is spread around. More fun with Ovadia Yosef. To Shmita or not to Shmita: That is the question? The Justice Minister in bed with the ultra-orthodox (this guy's gotta go).
Carol has some Facebook fun. - Israelisms Podcast # 130
Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:59:00 GMT
Go Go Blue Sox!
Congratulations to baseball's TRUE World Champions, THE BET SHEMESH BLUE SOX!
Carol discovers a new Israeli vocabulary. While Charley makes olives.
Talk of the Armenian genocide. The ever-popular UN conference on racism. And the continuing negotiations with the Palestinians.
Take a look at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's preview of the DVD at CreateSpace - Israelisms Podcast # 129
Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:10:00 GMT
B'tzelem and Onions
We talk about that slanted organization, near and dear to our hearts. And we reveal the shocking results of the vote in the Likud. But even more shocking is the latest news about Suha Arafat! Also, or Education Minister decides that education is not all that important. - Israelisms Podcast # 128
Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:08:00 GMT
The Stupidest Show
Educated Talkbacks on Charley's YNet News article. Charley knows famous people, but doesn't know they're famous. Hebron evacuation; Americans are joining the IDF, but Hamas has a navy! Olmert goes to Jericho to gamble?
And we'd all like to wish Charley & Carol a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! - Israelisms Podcast # 127
Fri, 3 Aug 2007 14:59:00 GMT
The Artful Dodger Show
We talk about the draft dodgers mentioned by our defense minister. Except we talk about ALL of them. We also talk about the Facebook faceoff. Carol addresses some feedback to the feedbacks. And the Black Eye Peas are coming to Jerusalem but we won't be there! - Israelisms Podcast # 126
Fri, 27 Jul 2007 13:55:00 GMT
THE ALIYAH SHOW
It's the show you've been waiting for! All your questions answered. The why's, what's, wherefore's, and who's. The truth is finally told. The story set straight. The build-up is incredible!
Hope you like the show. - Israelisms Podcast # 125
Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:30:00 GMT
State Of The Union
Carol had a Deathride 2007! The inside scoop of the fall of Bet Shemesh. There's fraud...well, more fraud...in the Rabbinate. We get Harry Potter on Shabbat and there are spies dressed as squirrels in Iran!
Visit our Community on Facebook - Israelisms Podcast # 124
Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:16:00 GMT
Slap Happy
Nothing better than a nice cold slap in the face, and other haredi insults. Tough to get married in this country. New Palestinian PM is a-okay.
And don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Pickle. - Israelisms Podcast # 123
Fri, 6 Jul 2007 15:20:00 GMT
Jessica Is Leaving Home...and more
Our niece Jessica is leaving her real home (Israel) and returning to the States. We miss her already.
Oh...and we talk about more baseball, more Katsav, more haredim takeovers, more refugees, more politics, and more!
We have a new phone number!
206-309-0593
Please vote for us at Podcast Pickle. It's a brand new...ummm...ballgame.

- Israelisms Podcast # 122
Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:56:00 GMT
PLAY BALL!
It was a fun and hot day at ol' Kibbutz Gezer Field of Dreams. But we went to our first Israel professional baseball game and had fun. And now you hear all about it.
www.flickr.com - Game Delay
Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:57:00 GMT
TAKE ME OUT....
We're at the baseball game!! And I promise you'll hear all about it tomorrow because we've got our iRiver with us. - Israelisms Podcast # 121
Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:01:00 GMT
Gaza; Gays; and other fightin' words
The Gay Pride Parade took place and only one bomber arrested. Gaza is still a mess. Choices are limited, and our Visa is screwed up. Welcome to our little world.
Final song is by OY VA VOY - Israelisms Podcast # 120
Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:32:00 GMT
Three State Solution?
It's been a very busy week. Peres is President. Barak is head of Labor. And the creation of Hamastan. All sorts of incredible things happening. The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour winds down, but the big show is coming up.
The final song is from Eifo HaYeled.

- Israelisms Podcast # 119
Sat, 9 Jun 2007 04:18:00 GMT
The Free-For-All
It's a madhouse in the studio and it's full. We have Jessica, Samantha, and Arielle! Oh yeah, and Carol and Charley. So we talk about Jessica's trip here...Samantha's trip there...and Arielle being awake at the same hour we do the show.
The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is back in Israel so please check out the website and schedule.
The final song is from Hadag Nachash. - Israelisms Podcast # 118
Fri, 1 Jun 2007 17:47:00 GMT
The Jet-Lag Show
Charley is back from Canada and is very jet-lagged. The Toronto show was great and the Israel tour is about to begin. Labor had the first round and Peretz is out...but happy? The ultra-orthodox are back to being homophobic. Do they protest too much?
Final song is from Yehudim. - Israelisms Podcast #117
Fri, 25 May 2007 18:08:00 GMT
The All-Baseball Show!
Just kidding! But Jessica is in town, but not with us in the studio yet. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Israel. Go figure. Charley is off to Canada...wish him luck. Idol is over. And read our blog at Israelisms...The Blog.
Final song is by Synergia! - Israelisms Podcast #116
Fri, 18 May 2007 13:46:00 GMT
GIMME SHELTER
There are no drunk drivers in Israel. Just ask a cop! Sderot is under attack once again, and it's politics as usual. And the war between Hamas and Fatah heats up...and so does the one between Charley and Carol.
Check out the new blog called Israelisms...The Blog We think you'll like it.
And here's a little "Separated At Birth" contribution:

- Israelisms Podcast #115
Fri, 11 May 2007 16:50:00 GMT
Go Go Blue Sox!!
We are HUGE Bet Shemesh Blue Sox fans! More Winograd ramblings. Who would you like to have coffee with? First round loss for Teapacks. And insane soccer fans prove how stupid they can be.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, you American mothers.
Our final song is from Monica Sex. - Israelisms Podcast #114
Fri, 4 May 2007 14:37:00 GMT
Viva La Revolucion
More kosher talk and some clarifications. Guydamak for Mayor? Winograd Weactions, you Cwazy Wabbit. Big demonstrations. Charley loses Tzipi. Carol doesn't.
Final Song is from Hadag Nachash called Lazooze! - Israelisms Podcast #113
Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:30:00 GMT
Now Hear This
Charley can't hear. What?! More Bits 'N Peaces. College tuition strike. The Winnie Report is coming out. Tzipi Livni is a cool name. Israel baseball is coming, too. And responses to comments.
Final song is from Teapacks and will hopefully be the Israel contribution to Eurovision. PUSH THE BUTTON - Israelisms Podcast #112
Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:36:00 GMT
MORONS GALORE
The former Chief Rabbi is a moron; Israel's politicians are morons; British journalists are morons. Signing petitions. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Memorial Day; and Independence Day.
The final song is from Sheygets! - Israelisms Podcast #111
Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:15:00 GMT
Parking And Stuff
So now we can park in Tel Aviv...big deal. Trip to Toronto; Carol's Bits 'n Peaces, the Ultra-Religious in Zur Hadassa? HEAVEN FORBID! Movie reviews, and this!
- Israelisms Podcast #110
Fri, 6 Apr 2007 14:46:00 GMT
Pesach Blues
And a happy Good Friday and Easter to all. Home stretch of eating matzah and none too soon. Some more light discussions, but it wouldn't be Israelisms without some arguing about the peace plan and lack thereof. And some more talk of Carol's upcoming Bits 'n Peaces.
Great music from a new MySpace band called Shotey Hanevua with a song called "Yafeifia" - Israelisms Podcast #109
Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:41:00 GMT
HAPPY PESACH!
Happy Passover, everyone! We do a little lighter show today and do some listener feedback. An American Idol update. A new radio station RAM FM and some rules. The Saudis, as always...along with the solution of all the Middle East Crises. You know...a lighter show.
The final song is from ZEVEL and it's called "Beni Yeled Ra". They can be found on MySpace. - Israelisms Podcast #108
Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:29:00 GMT
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Our Finance Minister is an embezzler. People we don't know, but know. Twelve new judges, and only one that knows anything about law. A government in stand-by mode. And Carol still hasn't written a peace plan.
Final song taken once again from MySpace! Her name is Ninet Tayeb and the song is called, Hee Yoda'at (She Knows) - Israelisms Podcast #107
Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:33:00 GMT
Hail, and Other Plagues
Too much weather; Leonardo causes a storm; More of the same from Hamas and Olmert; Lessons on politics and driving; and Tzipi could be our only hope.
The final song is from an Israeli band we found on MySpace called Beat69 and the song is called "Ogot Gvina" (Cheesecake). - Israelisms Podcast #106
Fri, 9 Mar 2007 13:27:00 GMT
Go With The Flow
Letters from Lebanon. Drunk drivers in Israel. Hamas book burnings. More Israeli elections scenarios. And finally real tackle American football in Israel.
Final song from Machina!
And try this out!!

- Israelisms Podcast #105
Fri, 2 Mar 2007 15:37:00 GMT
PUSH THE BUTTON!!
Happy Purim!! We talk about Charley's new girlfriend and role model, Esterina Tartman. Avigdor "Don't Call Me Yvette" Lieberman and Yisrael Beiteinu's problems. West Bank real estate. The Saudis are in it again. And Eurovision is just around the corner. Of course, Israel may not be allowed in it.
Check out our entry with Teapacks' "Push The Button" played at the end of the podcast in its entirety.
AND VOTE!

- Israelisms Podcast #104
Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:31:00 GMT
The Summit And Other Things That Don't Matter
Charley appeared on The Joey Reynolds Show from New York's WOR radio. He's doing shows from Jerusalem all week, and will have Charley and Carol on, also. Charley also did an interview with RAM FM radio, a new station broadcasting from Ramallah. They talk about the way the press views things differently. Also, American Touch Football in Israel championship. The International Book Fair in Jerusalem. The Summit where nothing was accomplished. And all sorts of other politics and fun stuff.
If you haven't already, check out Israel 21C. A great site.
The final song is an oldie from Shlomo Artzi called C'mo Az. - Israelisms Podcast #103
Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:27:00 GMT
The Real 242
Rough weather in Jerusalem; Carol agrees and disagrees with Ray; more talk about the bridge in the Old City; and the real truth about UN Security Council Resolution #242...as Charley sees it.
Final song is from Sa'ar P'dida called "Eifo Aht Ha'Yom" (Where Are You Today?)
And don't forget to visit The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website. - Israelisms Podcast #102
Fri, 9 Feb 2007 17:46:00 GMT
Anger Management
This week we concentrate on Carol's hostility. So we talk about non-controversial things like Arielle's new hair style; riots on the Temple Mount; the Hamas - Fatah agreement; and other light subjects.
The final song is from Har-El Scott called "Mashehu Mimeni" (Something From Me) - Israelisms Podcast #101
Fri, 2 Feb 2007 14:20:00 GMT
No More Kidding!
You can believe this one! We talk about the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour, Ray Hanania, Aaron Freeman, Yisrael Campbell, Shachar Chason, Chaim Ramon, Moshe Katsav, Ehud Olmert, and all sorts of other comedians!
Charley Ray Aaron Yisrael
Chicago Tribune Article
The final song is an old one from Eyfo Hayeled. - Israelisms Podcast #100
Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:35:00 GMT
THE CENTURY SHOW
We give a nod to the Mercury Theater on this very special, and different, Israelisms Podcast.
Thanks to all of you that have supported us through 100 shows. We love you all.
AND VOTE!
