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brianward81 05/21/2007500 shows later and these guys are still going strong. Very funny, lots of fan participation, 5 shows a week and consistently professional.
Like a fine wine, they're only getting better with age.
Hitmeandilltellu 08/19/2006This is far and away the best podcast I've found yet. Always funny, interesting, and offensive. Overall great podcast.
Vicky 02/19/2006Keith and the girl is the best podcast around,
not for the the faint of heart.
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Episodes
- 796: Where's the Line?
Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Get up. You're not having a panic attack." - 795: Killer Comedy
Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"It's time for me to stop being scared, and time to make others start." - 794: You Ever Notice...
Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Why am I the representative of all things you hate today?" - 793: No Offense
Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Never would I ever come across as a whore. And for you to suggest that is just disgusting." - 792: Chinese Democracy
Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"And to think I should be dead." - 791: 18 & Life
Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Call ahead." - 790: In It for Life
Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:45:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Hey, sorry. My bad. I'm out. We're done." - 789: Love thy Neighbor
Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Nobody thinks there's any consequences." - 788: You're Welcome
Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Would this make you applaud?!" - 787: FTW
Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Adam just looks horrified right now." - 786: Special Strengths
Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"A whole bunch of sperm at once makes you tell bad puns all the time." - 785: Versus
Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're not sending a signal that I should start fucking your face?" - 784: Fuck Carnival
Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Let me tell you how I feel about THAT person..." - 783: KATG Marathon - Pandejo
Fri, 8 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 782: KATG Marathon - Affirmative Action
Thu, 7 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 781: KATG Marathon - Hot or Not
Wed, 6 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 780: KATG Marathon - World Policy
Tue, 5 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 779: KATG Marathon - The Magic Number
Mon, 4 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 778: Ironman Bobby
Sat, 2 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Let's have a fuckin' baby! Let's end this shit!" - 777: Talk Dirty to Me
Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I want to work with you. Please tell me the secret of The Ancients." - 776: On the Real
Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I've decided that I just'm gonna play you what I recorded when it happened because it's honest, and... that's what I do." - 775: Battle of the Sexes
Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Fuck you, God. There, I said it." - 774: Dr. Feelbad
Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're dead. I'm gonna kill you." - 773: To the Limit
Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I can't tell if this guy is boasting a little too much about it, or he's just amazed that he's even alive." - 772: See You in Court
Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Tell me the bad things about me." - 771: 1-800-GAMBLER
Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'd eat a buddy of mine. Happily." - 770: Fuck Your Country
Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"We are so much more tolerant of you fuckers." - 769: Keith's Line
Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Are you the retard where I need to acknowledge you or not acknowledge you? - 768: KATG Marathon - Exhibit A for the Prosecution
Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 767: KATG Marathon - Butman Meets Soccergirl
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 766: KATG Marathon - Butman Begins
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 765: KATG Marathon - Girls' Night
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 764: KATG Marathon - Bobby Mitchell and Noemi
Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 763: Intervention
Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Welcome to the club. See you in Hell." - 762: Halfsies
Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"How sad your life is, Keith... to not know love..." - 761: Our Demands
Wed, 9 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You think Mevio keeps their tents? I doubt it." - 760: Roommates
Tue, 8 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"This is a human being? Well I gotta look that word up. 'Cause I don't think it is." - 759: Country Dough Face
Tue, 8 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"If you think you've heard Chemda on 11; no you haven't. You've heard her on 3. That's all you ever heard her on." - 758: Head of the Class
Wed, 2 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Fuck you, England. I didn't forget." - 757: Be a Man
Wed, 2 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You don't even know where you are, Big Boy." - 756: The Customer is Usually Wrong
Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You can't make somebody happy." - 755: Dah-Dahn Da-Dah
Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Your kegerator is fuckin' up my tongue." - 754: The Worst Thing We've Ever Done
Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Nobody's tricking me anymore." - 753: Tour of Booty
Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:45:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"The Seven Year Itch is comin'..." - 752: Home Sweet New York
Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Why do we need to give everybody a chance?" - 751: The Dying and the Dead
Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'm not a thief, okay? I'm a very very upstanding citizen." - 750: Haterade
Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're my only fuckin' truly honest friend, and for that, sir, you're forever." - 749: If It Fits
Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"This was a horrible thing I did." - 748: Queers, Racists and Whores
Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Dick... tasted like sprinkles." - 747: We Rule; They Drool
Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You shouldn't have a drink because you're gonna go to bed and pee yourself." - 746: The 74-Hour Podcast
Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"We just want to be in Guinness." - 745: Mac Daddy
Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'll tell you this, all you genius parents with your point of view..." - 744: The Justice Game
Sat, 7 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"If you can do me a favor and not sniff your own pussy too much in my bathroom, I'd appreciate it." - 743: Million Dollar Baby
Fri, 6 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I want a baby." - 742: Dream Warriors
Thu, 5 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Well, I mean, six years later I find out it wasn't the real thing..." - 741: Partay!
Wed, 4 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I've always been a fat person. My whole family are fat people." - 740: Judge Fatty
Tue, 3 Jun 2008 01:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Keith and The Girl will fail as a show because I will shoot my listeners in the face." - 739: The Trouble Card
Sat, 31 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I know I fucked him somehow. I just couldn't remember." - 738: You Otter Know
Thu, 29 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Do we want to place a bet?" - 737: Lights, Karma, Action
Thu, 29 May 2008 02:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"If anyone out there who's listening to this listens to that hateful piece of trash called Keith and The Girl..." - 736: KATG Kills
Wed, 28 May 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You owe me $5. You played The Motherfucker." - 735: Innocence Lost
Fri, 23 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"If we were in jail, your mouth would be first." - 734: Nick Starr is Gay
Thu, 22 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I haven't actually told this to anybody. Ever." - 733: Positive/Negative: Real and Fake
Wed, 21 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're not dragging me into your Above and Beyond." - 732: Positive/Negative: Major League and Minor League
Tue, 20 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Then how did I get scalping tickets to your Bat Mitzvah, cunt?" - 731: Positive/Negative: The Fit and The Fat
Mon, 19 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You know what tastes the best? Satisfaction." - 730: McNally in a Tree
Sat, 17 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Would it be easier to sleep with her if you quit imagining that she's your sister?" - 729: Black, White and Other
Fri, 16 May 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You smell like rent." - 728: We Can Hear You
Thu, 15 May 2008 02:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"What the fuck is your problem, man?!" - 727: How May I Curse You?
Tue, 13 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I don't use foul language, and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either." - 726: Wanna Fight?
Mon, 12 May 2008 10:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I don't mean to sound like some kind of ninja, but I controlled it." - 725: Death or Destruction
Sat, 10 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"To hear you say that, honestly, is a slap in the face." - 724: Brother Love's Mother
Fri, 9 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"He smirked at you, then came on your wife." - 723: Shenanigans
Thu, 8 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I bet there's a lot of skin under her nails." - 722: Kill the Noise
Wed, 7 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"But nobody was watching the body, so I got busy." - 721: Iron Woman
Mon, 5 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I smelled my ass-pants after just to see." - 720: Lie in It
Sun, 4 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'll pay thirty-five bucks to fuck you." - 719: Diff'rent Strokes
Fri, 2 May 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"It was so ridiculous that we were sitting there eating together." - 718: KATG Heals
Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Put your hand in my wound thing!" - 717: It's Not a Fight
Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You guys are not the easiest people to bring a fuckin' girlfriend around - right? - at all." - 716: Derby!!!
Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Look at you: Full-On Country!" - 715: Our Own Fans
Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"If I know I'm right, you're so fuckin' wrong." - 714: Kink
Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're not gonna ruin my new mom for me, ladies." - 713: Quitter
Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'm just addicted to broken people." - 712: Once a Year
Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"This is on the air? We got this?" - 711: Jesse's Girl
Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I made myself seem approachable, and I think that's where I went wrong." - 710: Know-It-Alls
Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I can't explain to you, your honor, stand-up comedy." - 709: Cavemen and The Girl
Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I did several jabs to the face and an uppercut to the face." - 708: Drama Queen
Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Let me tell you all the secrets I know!" - 707: Bonus!
Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I like it when I win rape scenarios." - 706: Come Correct
Wed, 9 Apr 2008 18:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're gonna get a shitload of prayers comin' your way, buddy." - 705: Respect
Tue, 8 Apr 2008 22:19:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"People. Aren't. Nice." - 704: Making a Difference
Mon, 7 Apr 2008 22:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're a fuckin' idiot, and try to talk less at parties." - 703: Infighting
Fri, 4 Apr 2008 05:40:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Don't be a bitch! I'm sensitive!" - 702: Office Humor
Thu, 3 Apr 2008 07:55:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"When I need to bust a nut, I gotta get into the city toot sweet." - 701: Southern Hospitality
Wed, 2 Apr 2008 13:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"The advice you've given me has led to a bigger problem." - 700: Keith's Aspie Test
Tue, 1 Apr 2008 09:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"We are now gonna see if I am an Asperger." - 699: WrestleMania XXIV
Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Picture the power of this midget, but with brass knuckles!" - 698: Deconstructing McNally
Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Seriously, why do you hate me so much?!" - 697: 70/30
Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Keep doing your show, assholes. Your life is getting ruined." - 696: Pure Evil
Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I hate my dad, and I couldn't take it anymore." - 695: Misspoken
Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'm a street nigga. You'll see me." - 694: Go Directly to Jail
Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"The cake is not a lie." - 693: Holidays for Everyone
Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I have heart. I got the broomstick now." - 692: Kids are Dumb
Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Laugh. It only helps me." - 691: Perspective
Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'm spending $300 tonight, and I'm drunk, and my liver's done." - 690: Know Your Enema
Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Why's everybody coming to me for their enemas anyway?" - 689: Good Answer
Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Don't be offended if you're the one giving the speech and it's Hooker Time." - 688: Confessions
Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"It was also dark, and you got pushed down by a ho." - 687: Don't Call Me Fat
Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Nothing you say will ever put my family back together." - 686: That One Percent
Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Did you just say my time's not fuckin' important with my fake job and fake kids?! Who the fuck are you?!" - 685: Fall from Grace
Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Some of these adults have mentioned things to me that I feel obligated to address, for if they are true as they were described to me, I have lost a son." - 684: Three Years Down
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I got a gun. Happy anniversary to me." - 683: Class Action
Thu, 6 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"He's definitely a little delusional." - 682: Jamie Hunting
Thu, 6 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl
"I might be kind of a nightmare to date." - 681: Professionalism
Tue, 4 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Are you keeping a secret that could break you two up?" - 680: When to Say When
Tue, 4 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"It's incredibly hard to find a chick who isn't a just great big retarded whore." - 679: Keith's Glamourous Life
Sat, 1 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'm the only person who likes you." - 678: Fighting Fair
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"The problem wasn't so much the raping..." - 677: Break Time
Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks." - 676: Blow Me
Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You know it's gonna get worse, right?" - 675: And the Winner Isn't...
Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're gonna make me cry! Take this!" - 674: Restaurant Exaggerators
Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Where the fuck is it a quarter a minute?" - 673: The Moment of Truth
Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"The $500,000 question: Have you killed somebody?" - 672: Garson
Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:45:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You think these people are actually thinking straight before they go on this show?" - 671: Be Nervous
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You have my phone number! You coulda called me!" - 670: The Helpies
Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I know you didn't want to get into this..." - 669: Nigger
Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Now you're back to Square One. You gotta keep selling your vagina on the Internet." - 668: Bad Information
Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for him." - 667: Bugger!
Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I really think he meant I sell my daughter on the street." - 666: Games
Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're in the fuckin' hottest Fuck Room. This is the Keith and The Girl Fuck Room. You're blowin' it." - 665: Learn to Swim
Sat, 9 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"When does 'shy' mean you gotta go for my balls?" - 664: Inappropriate Behavior
Fri, 8 Feb 2008 01:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I would not come back for a second punch." - 663: Family Portrait
Wed, 6 Feb 2008 22:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"And I do not want to be on this show, so I'm gonna hang up." - 662: Don't Eat the Cake
Wed, 6 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Are you even listening to your inner monologue?" - 661: Play to Win
Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?" - 660: Who Let the Dogs Out
Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"If you're coming to my party, bring your purse. Or wallet. I don't sexually discriminate." - 659: Harry Pooter
Fri, 1 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"This is an insult? That's so fuckin' cool!" - 658: KKKanada
Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Fuck you. You die." - 657: The Schemes of Things
Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Have you ever tried or thought about killing somebody else?" - 656: The Great Debaters
Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I told her about the show and gave her a sticker, not ever thinking it would go this far." - 655: Psychic Duo
Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Do you think Keith is hiding pain?" - 654: New Territory
Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Why don't you think about that for awhile?" - 653: Psycho Analysis
Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Shut the fuck up, and stop being a little bitch." - 652: The Boss' Wife
Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Death or drugs? Just tell me that." - 651: KATG The Musical
Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"The only diss I want to give her is disinfectant." - 650: Truth to Tell
Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I got the crap kicked out of me by one of the American Gladiators yesterday." - 649: Dead Funny
Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I'm fine, and I don't mind him telling this story." - 648: Next Case
Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Stop making me laugh about this! It's foul!" - 647: The Influenced
Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Is that going in the documentary? Put that in there. That's a good one." - 646: Girl Power
Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"Stop. Sit down. Write your own joke." - 645: Tricks of the Trade
Wed, 9 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"It's not okay until I see him cry!" - 644: West Coast Pussies
Tue, 8 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"I just did that in front of all them?" - 643: Visitation Rights
Sat, 5 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"We felt so bad that we fucked up. Everybody wants to die." - BEGINNINGS 21: The In or Out Club
Thu, 3 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - BEGINNINGS 20: Thick Sweat
Wed, 2 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - BEGINNINGS 19: Believe the Hype
Tue, 1 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT - BEGINNINGS 18: Conveniently Located to Many Accidents
Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - BEGINNINGS 17: Klass Dismissed
Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - BEGINNINGS 16: My Serioso
Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl - BEGINNINGS 15: Let it Shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine
Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - BEGINNINGS 14: A Patrice Tour de Force
Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - BEGINNINGS 13: Be at Ease!
Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com - 642: Chemda Said Knock You Out
Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You can burn in Hell, bitch!" - 641: Jeremymas
Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"It's almost like being bisexual." - 640: Sigh
Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT Author: info@KeithandTheGirl.com
"You're an asshole, Keith. This is the most asshole move that you make. You're really an asshole."

