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Episodes
- Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!
(7mb)
Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:38:02 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Shitty Teachers Busted
? Sumurai Killa ? 40 Chambers of shame!
? Net Pervert Busted ? NOT ME!
? Heat kills 24 Peepz ? More Air for us!
? Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 Cabbies
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Mets star ? Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!?
? Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army ? in other news Jack Joins Army
? McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA!
? Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-American
BIG FINISH:
BOTTLE BOMBZ!
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- Episode 16: SNAKES ON BLING! (11mb)
Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:24:12 -0500 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory
? Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs!
? Don't Piss Off UK Mothers ? Baby Bottle Bombz
? Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div
? Cops Busted for Hookers
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Boy George = Boy Janitor
? Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host)
? David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things on crack apparently)
? Paris CD = What's Next ? Sex Creams?
? DiCaprio Gay Porn Movie
BIG FINISH:
SNAKES ON PLANE REVIEW!
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SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 15: DIV'S IN REHAB! (8mb)
Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:06:11 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness?.
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Motherfucking Hot!
? Assology
? Miami Vice Pirates
? Real Blinging Estate
? Hospital Complaints = Roach in Glass
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Paris would bang Paris apparently
? Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs)
? K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy
? Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!)
? Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again
? Jacko Fires Everybody
BIG FINISH:
MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWS
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SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 14: Oops I Blained It Again! (9mb)
Sat, 13 May 2006 11:28:15 -0500 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA ? we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast.
BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH.
AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Peeper Skillz
? Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children
? Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer
? Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?!
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show)
? 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid
? 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN!
? 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in Iraq
BIG FINISH:
? David Blaine = Underwater Pussy
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
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SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 13: D-Cups Galore! (10mb)
Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:58:02 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her.
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Fish Murderer
? Kid gets belted in front of class!
? Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right)
? Tombstone Crack
? Transplant Wedding
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Fat Bitchney Statue ? WTF?
? Friends No More
? Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?)
? Basic In-Stink ? Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina
? Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not?
BIG FINISH:
Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us?
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
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SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 12: Vagina Now Being Served (13mb)
Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:02:47 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Central Park Coyote ? Run Hal Run!
? NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr
? NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses
? Subwaypalooza
? Parole Officer Ratings!
? NYU Best School in Bizarro World
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served
? Zagat Shopping Survey
? Snakes on Plane coverage!
? Cruise must hate furniture
? Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina?
? Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudes
BIG FINISH:
Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA!
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
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SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 11: Stupid Chocolate Salty Balls (11mb)
Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:22:49 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.*
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Black Power Kiddie
? Subway Thug busted by Mom
? Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers
? Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results!
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? K-Fed is on allowance
? Chef from South Park Resigns
? Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut
? Jessica Simpson to cool for Bush
BIG FINISH:
Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into Clubs
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
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SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 10: Oscarz Bling (21mb)
Sat, 11 Mar 2006 08:59:21 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Racist Deli Moron
? NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City
? Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass
? How to beat NYC tickets
? Pope 'Pod ? Blingin' P-Daddy
? MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantation
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Fat + Britney = Fatney?
? "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George"
? Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pathetic analysis.
? Brokeback Man, Heath tells us what it's like to kiss men. Jack barfs.
BIG FINISH:
Oscarz ? News NYCB found interesting, hottest chicks and dudes and who's tits were on the verge of popping out? FIND OUT.
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 9: Lil' Leaker (15mb)
Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:51:47 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Sausage Shaving Part 2 ? Starting Young
? Sperm Club ? (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting)
? NYPD Whore Monger!
? 4yr old player? NOT.
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot
? Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him
? Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip
? Little Kim's Titties are Leaking!
BIG FINISH:
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation ? Need we say more?
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 8: Unfresh Beavers (15mb)
Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:34:49 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Pickle Caper
? Funeral Home Body Snatching
? Lottery Bling
? H&R Bitch
? Jurassic Beaver found!
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Samuel L. Jackson illiterate?
? Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic
? Celebrity Thief sent to Big House
? Nicole Kidman marries redneck?
BIG FINISH:
D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-Stew
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 7: White Stuff (12mb)
Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:30:00 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Smacking down the third week of February!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? 27 inches, bitches!
? Food Stamp Cops
? Sexual Harassment for chicks
? Gym Teacher Bribe Action
? Cemetary Poo Dudes
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO!
? Michael Jackson Hush Money
? P-Hilt bombed with white stuff
? Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American Idol
BIG FINISH:
Cheney shoots his dawg in the face!
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 6: Panty Smellers (15mb)
Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:05:05 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Special guest, Tony ? smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February.
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Cat Cop
? Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A.
? Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser
? Bomb Bitch ? "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11"
? Principal Panty Pervert
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Britney's Baby = Airbag
? P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin'
? Mo Titties, No Problemz
? Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon lady
BIG FINISH:
Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza!
Plus, THE BLINGLIST.
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 5: Oscar Winning Vagina (14mb)
Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:15:40 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div.
LISTEN NOW:
NYCB NEWS:
? Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair
? Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year
? M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak
? Beat Children ? But not to death
? Isiah (un)love child
? G-Bush says no Humanimals
? New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ...
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina!
? Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB
? Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history of mankind)
? Kirsten Dunst + Skank Desease = Crackwhore Bitch
BIG FINISH:
Brokeback Mountain = Dookie Love
Plus, find out who's on the BLINGLIST!
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 4: Sausage Shaving (16mb)
Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:56:15 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January!
LISTEN NOW:
NY NEWS:
? Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul
? Phat Pillz
? Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang War
YOU GOT BLINGED:
? Miss Michael Jackson
? Katie Holme's turkey baster
? Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy Bitch
BIG FINSH:
Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina Denied
And the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week!
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My Odeo Channel (odeo/dcb28e3625b47b60) - Episode 3: BLOW ME (up) (15mb)
Thu, 09 Feb 2006 23:54:07 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Blowin' up the 3rd week of January
LISTEN NOW:
NYCB News:
? H-Clint vs. L-Bush
? Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero
? Subway reception conniption
You got blinged:
? Janet Jackson's got milk
? Han Solo loves Chewbacca?
? Div goes ballistic over celebrity culture
Big Finish:
? Osama Bin Laden = True playa
Bling List:
Find out who's the top 3 blingingest
Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.com
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 2: De-Crack Whoreing (14mb)
Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:30:29 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Jack and Div break down what's poppin' the second week of 2006.
LISTEN NOW:
? Lindsay Lohan: NASA lover
? Best/Worst dressed list
? Top NY Dog
? NYCB analyzes Schwarzenegger injury
? 40oz + Bagel = Crazy Delicious
? Star Jones diet: Protein rich
? Big Finish: Brangelina Baby
? *New* ? Top 3 of the week
Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.com
SUBSCRIBE NOW: - Episode 1: Drive-by Podcasting (9mb)
Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:31:19 -0600 Author: nycomedybling@gmail.com (Jack & Div)
Jack and Div take you through what's poppin' the first week of 2006.
LISTEN NOW:
? Happy Holidays! = Give me presents!
? New Years' Resolutions: Blingin' 2006
? Lindsay Lohan: Even I wouldn't hit it
? Mob War or Gang War?
? Memoirs of a Geisha: Lil Kim wants to sell you something for $200,000 dollars
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