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Danny 07/14/2005Finally!!! A podcast that I can get behind! I listened to the latest edition (Episode III) today on a whim, and loved it about 5 minutes in. These two guys have a wonderful Yin/Yang quali...
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- HHPH 9-21-07 - The Oh Hayden Show!
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Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:06:00 GMT
Hi folks!
Rick and I rented a copy of Madden 08 and wouldn't you know it. The god damn thing is all scratched up. So since we've got nothing else to do and since our friend Kat said she misses us, we'll go ahead and put out a new episode. Lots of ADHD rambling and inside jokes here folks. This one is dedicated to all my old friends aboard the Rushmore in San Diego. See you next time. - BOO!!
Mon, 6 Aug 2007 02:34:00 GMT
Hi folks! I've been away on vacation. Beth and I just returned from Chicago earlier this weekend. Rest assured that we'll actually have plenty to talk about real soon.
~cr - Happy Independence Day
Wed, 4 Jul 2007 15:09:00 GMT
No show today! We're off to go see Transformers and then enjoy the grilling and fireworks so go out and spend time with your family and friends instead of listening to us ramble for 30 mins. We'll see you with another new episode next week! - HHPH - 062707 - The Fantanas VS The Bom Chick Wah Wahs (15mb)
Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:40:00 GMT
Here it is .. another week of HHPH rambling. We spend the bulk of the show bitching about the Fantanas and the Bom Chicka Wah Wahs. Who? Well all that leads into the dramatic return of the FU of the Week. Not stopping there we get into a discussion of MILF pr0n and bust out a one handed adventure over to Milfhunter. See you next week. - Cubs VS White Sox
Sat, 23 Jun 2007 22:10:00 GMT
I don't post this kind of thing very often but as longtime listeners of the show already know, I'm a longtime Chicago Cubs fan. I grew up watching them as a child on WGN and have always been a fan, despite many many years of sucktitude. When I met Beth a few years ago I was pleased to learn that I had something in common with her father, that being a love for baseball. Ironically enough, it turns out that her dad is a Chicago White Sox fan and an adamant Cub hater. I never realized there was this much animosity between the two teams as a kid, seeing as how the clubs are in separate leagues and never played each other in those days. When the White Sox won the World Series a couple of years ago, Beth's dad made sit and watch the entire 5 hour parade celebration on VHS with him. Fast forward to today where so far this season the Cubs have beaten the Sox four out of five games. Watching the game earlier today I finally started to notice the difference between Cub fans and Sox fans and luckily enough, thanks to the power of the internets, someone on YouTube! has also. (god damn that was a rambling setup just for a youtube clip)
YouTube Link - HHPH-062007 - The E-Mail from Hell, Hot 80's Chicks .. and Rick Johnson is a drunk D.A. (15mb)
Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Hi guys first off
LIBSYN SUCKS ASS
okay .. all better
Here we go.. picking up where we left off last week means that Rick Johnson is already drunk (next time pace yourself you idiot) Chris reads an email that one of his co-workers sent to his boss. We then discuss hot 80's bad girls, sample some nasty 'alcohol flavored chocolates' (THANKS MOM!) complete with Chris having the background music on way too loud and finally put up with Rick Johnson's inability to comprehend the word 'PHAT' See you next week. - EDIT - HHPH 062007 DELAYED DUE TO LIBSYN SUCKING ASS
Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:27:00 GMT
UPDATE 6-20-07
I don't know what the fuck is going on with Libsyn but I've uploaded and created a post for 6-20's episode. I'll try to fuck with it later and see if I can get the god damned post to show up. I've had to resort to editing an old post to see if I can push an update out. Nice job Libsyn, you've been doing this over 2 years now?
BOB BARKERS FINAL BOW
It's amazing to think that Bob Barker had hosted "The Price is Right" longer than I've been alive. I'm saddened that I'll have never had the chance to make the pilgrimage to California to go to a taping featuring Bob.
Way back in episode 5 of our original run we did a show themed around game shows and of course, featured Bob Barker in our own twisted way. (thanks Jimmy Kimmel) I still laugh when I hear Bob get bleeped.
Here's an MP3 clip from that show and below is a youtube from the original episode.
YouTube Link
We'll miss you Bob Barker. CR/RJ - HHPH 0613097 - Getting the Band Back Together (15mb)
Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:51:00 GMT
HPHH - 06132007
We're back! Spend the next 30 minutes or so getting reunited with Chris, Rick and Beth. Find out what we've been up to and also find out what that damn 'technical problem' was that we were having when trying to record. We discuss HD pr0n vs standard pr0n and why it was worth having Chris spend the last five months trying to get it to run on his Xbox360. (comparison pics coming soon) Finally we relive a little bit of our youth by discussing a favorite movie of ours called CHOMPS. We ponder aloud why on Earth Hanna/Barbera would want to have a talking, cussing dog in a kids movie.
See you next week!
YouTube Link - Six Days Until Weeeeee're Baaaaaack!
Thu, 7 Jun 2007 21:39:00 GMT
Looks like these two fellows are thrilled to be having us back! Guys ... cue that damned music!
YouTube Link - HHPH RETURNS IN ONE WEEK!!!ONE!!
Wed, 6 Jun 2007 21:25:00 GMT
I hope you all are as excited as we are. We've changed up our taping style a bit. Instead of recording segments that are then put into an episode, we now just let the tape roll, cut it at 30 minutes and pick up the next episode from that point. Aside from that it's still the HHPH you've come to know and love.
I thought in order to kick off the countdown in style, here is a clip of some hilljacks absolutely destroying a bottle o' Turkey. The only thing missing from this clip is the 'Angry Beavers' theme song and about 2 dozen body bags.
Youtube Link
See you next week! - In the can...
Sat, 2 Jun 2007 02:42:00 GMT
4 episodes worth of stuff ... done
See you 6/13/07
~cr/rj - HHPH RELAUNCHES JUNE 13 (2mb)
Thu, 24 May 2007 16:00:00 GMT
Much thanks to Danny for the help. See you soon with new episodes and interactive stuffs! - UH OH! Somebody fixed their mixer....
Mon, 9 Apr 2007 04:52:00 GMT
now maybe we'll put out another show before Chinese Democracy gets released
~cr/rj - bunch of shit
Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:12:00 GMT
well we tried to tape tonight , but tech difficulties won't let that happen. will try again after teh super bowl
cr/rj - 1/12/2007 - D-DAY
Wed, 27 Dec 2006 20:01:00 GMT
The big announcement was unleashed today. The Wonderful World of Danny makes its return to podcasting on January 12th, 2007. Make sure to drop by www.wonderfulworldofdanny.com !
Yeah yeah I know what you're thinking. What about me bitch!? I fuc.. Christmas has come and gone and really, that's all the inspiration I needed to fill out what will be the next of our "appendix" episodes. Rick and I both still have a little bit of Holiday traveling to do, but once that's over we're going to hit the studios and hammer out a new show. I promise.
Some things that you can look forward to are:
Guitar Hero 2
Chris' x-mas gifts from Mom - part deux
The 'lost episode' of WWODanny (remember those computer problems he was having?)
It's funnier when a child says it
and of course, tons o' pr0n and booze.
Happy New Year and we'll see you all again soon.
CR/RJ - What's up folks?
Tue, 7 Nov 2006 06:05:00 GMT
I know that there are quite a few of you that are asking when the next episode will be. I talked to Rick a weekend ago and we'll be hitting the studio again really soon. Hopefully before Thanksgiving if everything falls into place. We have a few ideas in place but a couple of them we can't do yet due to what we need isn't available in stores just yet. Anyways we should have a full show booked up by then so get your finest bottles o'bourbon ready and we'll see you soon.
CR - HHPH-Episode 51 - Appendix A (62mb)
Wed, 6 Sep 2006 22:27:00 GMT
Happy belated Labor Day you assholes!
Enjoy this 90 minute journey into what has happened to Chris and Rick since the HHPH finale.
Random Shownotes-
Rick tricks Chris
DDR = the gayest vid-game of all time
The podcast community has gone to shit since HHPH signed off.
Vince Voyeur v. a random hot pr0n star .. is his balls really part of his dick?
Only in pr0n - Joelean has lost her instruction book ... hmm
1 handed adventure (as chosen by Rick Johnson .. don't let him fool you) www.beaverbong.com
Chris and Rick are crowned Podcasting Champs of the Universe. Thanks KAT!
FU of the Week - Flying and how the airlines have mastered nickel and diming you to death.
Outro
See you again next time we're bored. - Here it is .. in all it's glory. What about me bitch??
Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:02:00 GMT
Going through a bunch of the old emails I noticed there were quite a few requests for this. Now that I finally figured out how to clip this from the original movie .. here's the clip that spawned the hall of fame only in pr0n bit.
youtube link
CR - How can you not love The Price is Right?
Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:43:00 GMT
I mean how can you not love this show? I think it appeals to me on some sort of primitive level .. but I can't quite wrap my hands around them... er it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odTKBAds1YE
Thanks to the joker with too much time on his hands that originally made this.
CR - HHPH-Episode 50 (90mb)
Wed, 28 Jun 2006 22:48:00 GMT
What can we say folks .. it's been a fun year.
Here you go .. Nearly 3 hours and 10 minutes of HHPH Episode 50. (which was the most I could mix down in Audition.)
Thanks to everybody that sent in feedback or a message for this sum'bitch.
I really don't know what to put for shownotes as I don't remember a lot of what happened after a certain point. We drank a lot sorry. So I'll wing it as best I can.
The Best Intro of All Time - courtesy of Jason and Me-Saj
WTF is this?!? - Son of Cheese HHPH
We recount and replay some of favorite moments throughout the episode.
Also we nearly poison our livers by playing everyone's favorite drinking game. DRINKO
We tell a story about perhaps the most disgusting way to contract HIV known to humankind.
Only in Pr0n - The DaVinci Load
FU of the Week - Politicians .. all of them
Rick Johnson's 1 Handed Adv - Bigtitsroundasses.com
Golden Piece of Shit - Vince McMahon
Chris Ryan reveals his pr0n source
Your messages and our final farewells.
It's been a lot of fun but honestly folks, we're tired of doing this week in and week out. So to all of you out there. Down the hatch without a scratch and thank you for stopping by. - HHPH-Episode 49 - WTF?!? A Rerun!?! (Episode 3) (17mb)
Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:59:00 GMT
Hi hi! It's rerun time this week kiddies. While we're busy prepping our 50th episode (which WILL be on 6-28) we decided to take a stroll down memory lane and replay Chris' favorite episode. HHPH #3.
#50 is going to be a huge episode for us and we want to hear from all of you. If you've never called and left a message or sent an email before, now is the chance to be a part of the biggest show in the history of our sport... err show.
halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com or 1-206-600-4474
Legion of Doom v The Wild Turkeys
Intro
Rick Johnson is about to be a papa.
GI Joe says Just say NO to Internet Porn
Transformers: The Movie
Micro Machines Guy replaced by technology
Chris Ryan v. Michael Winslow (the sound effects guy from Police Academy)
Japanese Cartoons all look the same
Pikachu says FU!
FU of the week: Mother Nature aka the Pokie killer
One handed adventure: OTBM.com
Outro - Show 49 Postponed Until This Time Next Week
Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:25:00 GMT
RL issues creeping up this week. New show will be up next week followed by the explosive 50th episode the week after that. CR - HHPH-Episode 48 - MCP vs HHPH vs Curry and Co (14mb)
Wed, 7 Jun 2006 22:10:00 GMT
This is it! The showdown that you've demanded is finally here .. the final battle between the MCP and the HHPH crew. The MCP's power has grown out of control and Rick and Chris realize that if they don't stop it now, that not only their show, but perhaps the entire damned universe as well, is doomed. Knowing the stakes in this conflict, the two make a surprise call to an old adversary who agrees to lend a hand in taking down the Master Control Program.
Oh yeah .. we also talk about X-Men part 3 and take some crap from our friend Kat. - HHPH-Episode 47 - Mexicans, Tattooed Eyebrows and The Terminator (14mb)
Wed, 31 May 2006 23:10:00 GMT
This week we begin by discussing an event in HHPH history that never made it to air (yet?) then Chris accidentally offends Mexicans everywhere. We learn that a member of the HHPH family has their eyebrows tattooed on their head. Toss that in with a preview for T5 - Christmas Day and some Only in Pr0n and you've got the lated edition of the show.
See you next week as the fate of the show is up for grabs in the showdown of the century. - HHPH-Episode 46 - It's Intervention Time Kiddies (14mb)
Wed, 24 May 2006 23:06:00 GMT
Wow!
I bet you're wondering how we survived last week's exciting cliffhanger ending. We can't explain it, but hey, the MCP is gone so it's all good.
This week we take a look at the rediculous fuss that the christian/catholic zealots are making over that DaVinci Code film and Chris samples a local TV news story that claims his XBox360 is going to get him molested, leading to an impromptu FU of the week.
We've also noticed a disturbing trend among podcasters, it seems that every podcaster has a myspace page, one of those stupid frappr maps, a 206 number that no one calls (HINT MF'ING HINT) or we're all begging for podcast alley votes and I suppose that's cool, but when Adam Curry or the kids at the Podcast Pickle start talking about this 'game' called Second Life, we decided that something needs to be said. .. It's intervention time kiddies. Enjoy the show! - HHPH-Episode 45 - Only in Tr0n (19mb)
Wed, 17 May 2006 22:59:00 GMT
HHPH Season Two Has Begun!
Thanks to the fine folks at ENCOM, Chris and Rick now possess the ultimate in podcasting computer power.
In an effort to re-energize the show, Rick and Chris take a break from the usual show format of pr0n, pr0n, whiskey, and pr0n. They discuss Nintendo giving their new video game console the most retarded name ever, Napster giving everyone with a clue free music and Chris shares a story about how he nearly opened his brother John's po.....
....TUNE IN TO HHPH EPISODE 45 FOR ALL THE USUAL HIJINKS THAT YOU ALL HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE....
....END OF LINE - HHPH-Episode 44 - Farewell to a Friend (24mb)
Wed, 10 May 2006 22:23:00 GMT
Damn it feels good to be posting one of these again.
Shownotes
Intro - How do we do this again?
Sure it was World of Warcraft and Half-Life 2 that killed your old computer..
FU of the Week - Gatorade and Soccer
One Handed Adventure - Bangbus - the granddaddy of them all
Only in Pr0n - Elle Devine must've lost her door to door BJ survey job, because here she is 'interviewing' for a new one. Chris and Rick then proceed to show why they don't work in HR.
The Death of Cerebro - Chris finally talks Rick into telling the origin of 'shut up you asshole.' But before we can get started 'something strange' happened.
Outro and messages - Rick and Chris show their love for Kat.
HHPH Season Two Begins Next Week! - OMFG!!!one! HHPH is returning next week!
Wed, 3 May 2006 21:58:00 GMT
The new hardware is here and installed. All important data has been restored. Our batteries are recharged and we'll start taping again this weekend. See you May 10th. - So Far So Good ... So What
Sat, 22 Apr 2006 22:30:00 GMT
Pardon the douchey Megadeth reference. Just a quick status update here. Sadly Cerebro as we knew it is no longer with us. I've had to replace a couple of things and spent the majority of today reinstalling and updating Windows drivers and bla-bla-bla. Everything has gone very smoothly, which worries me. Normally I have fucked something up royally by this stage.
Rick and I should resume taping either next weekend or the following. We'll probably have a couple of minor changes to the show format, but we've got a couple of good ideas for our upcoming stuff, which we'll go ahead and start calling it HHPH season two.
Chris - HHPH-Episode 43 - Two Days Late and a Dollar Short (16mb)
Fri, 14 Apr 2006 22:34:00 GMT
Shownotes
Intro - Busted .. props to the Overnightscape. www.theovernightscape.com 1 Handed Adventure - bigtitpatrol dot com
FU of the Week - Chris' piece of shit computer
Only in Pr0n - Elle Divine's door to door survey.
Outro
See you in around a month or so. I have a shit ton of pr0n to back up (as well as the important stuff) before I fix up Cerebro. - Well shit....
Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:05:00 GMT
New show will be up tomorrow or Friday. My 'puter caught wind of it being the FU this week and is deciding to be a stubborn whore when it comes to editing audio. - HHPH-Episode 42 - We visit the XXX Church? (15mb)
Wed, 5 Apr 2006 23:15:00 GMT
Shownotes
Pete the Porno Puppet?
Intro - Stick it in your ear? How about up your ass?
Chris and Rick stumble upon a goldmine of material known as the XXX Church, an anti-pr0n website. We MST3K their intro video and discover they have a podcast .. to be continued on HHPH43.
1 Handed Adventure - welivetogether dot com
FU of the Week - Netflix and their 'throttling' of user accounts.
Only in Pr0n - Back to Nature
Outro - We reveal our taping secrets and announce our Top 10 HHPH moments countdown. Next week we'll start counting down our 10 favorite show moments, leading into our 1 year birthday show - Ep. 52.
halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
1-206-600-HHPH (4474)
See you next week! - HHPH-Episode 41 - Less Conflict - More Boobs (17mb)
Thu, 30 Mar 2006 00:22:00 GMTShownotes
DST Hits Indiana .. is this the new Y2K for Hilljack Hoosiers?
Intro
A quick recount of our mega midwest podcast meetup. Rick Johnson's near mugging at the hands of John from the He Said She Said Podcast 1 Handed Adventure - dailyniner dot com
FU of the Week - Blockbuster Video
Only in Pr0n - Lori Michaels, Vince Voyeur and a horrible Bugle Boy commercial parody
Outro and messages
1-206-600-HHPH
halfhourpowerhour at gmail.com
Links to the other cool kids that we met with
The Wonderful World of Danny
Nobodies
He Said She Said
Apologies about the Pickle Party .. please take that up with my pos 'puter.
Big announcement still to come. - HHPH-Episode40 - Back to Normal (15mb)
Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:59:00 GMTshownotes
Intro - Thanks to all the pervs that downloaded the sex tape edition. Maybe we should rename?
Only in Pr0n - WTF is Gauge rambling about?!!
Chris Ryan - pr0n snob
FU of the Week - 24 the Game
Contest!! OMFG!! Listen here and then be part of the Podcast Pickle party March 25th
1 Handed Adv - 2 for the price of 1 this week - cheerleaderauditions dot com and hypnotrick dot com
Outro and contact info - halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com or 1-206-600-4474 - HHPH-Episode39 - The Phappy Awards, Jesus Spammers and Little Bastards on XBL (13mb)
Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:59:00 GMTShownotes
Live from the red carpet at the Phappies
Di pees .. Chris reacts
From the Phappies - Remembering those no longer with us
HHPH deleted scene - Chris and Rick from Austin, TX
FU of the Week - Jesus Spammers
From the Phappies - The Podcast Award. Who will walk away with the prize?
Outro - Podcast Pickle Party - 25 March
See you next week! - HHPH-Episode38 - Previously On 24 the Game (18mb)
Wed, 8 Mar 2006 23:20:00 GMTshownotes
Intro
Special thanks to Kelli and Jason at the Nobodies podcast for the tequila!
24 the Game - the review (you might be surprised what we say)
The Hell Express - Chris thinks that retarded basketball player shouldn't have been in the game.
FU of the Week - TV Shows like LOST that air 1 new episode then 3 repeats then 1 new one etc.
1 Handed Adventure - Spacegirls dot us
Only in Pr0n - What the hell movie did this couple go to see and where is it playing?
We reveal the final list of nominees for the Phappy awards. Thanks Rom! Kat offers her take on the Chris v Beth tivo battles
The Podcast Pickle party we mention is now moved to the 25th of March. Big announcement regarding the show still forthcoming. - HHPH-Episode 37 - The Sex Tape Edition (24mb)
Thu, 2 Mar 2006 00:14:00 GMTShownotes
This episode was recorded immediately after #36 was taped and so Chris and Rick are hammered, courtesy Wild Turkey Rare Breed
Intro - The Hell Express Rides Again
Scott Stapp and Kid Rock made a sex tape
Chris v Rick (again) over whether Gene Simmons pulls in the poon solely because of his celebrity, or if his tongue has anything to do with it
An OC woman nearly gets six men convicted of rape, that is until one of them produces a sex tape of the incident proving that she was into the whole thing.
Only in Pr0n - Cassie from Shut Up and Blow Me
FU of the Week - The Overnightscape
1 Handed Adv - onionbooty dot com
Outro - The nominees for best movie and best podcast at the 1st HHPH awards are announced
- HHPH-Episode 36 - Wild Turkey Strikes Back! (16mb)
Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:01:00 GMTShownotes
Intro
What if He-Man and She-Ra switched swords?
Sailor Jerry in the HHPH studio!
I'm sorry you shot me.
A Florida gym teacher bribes his little bastard students. This guy reminds us of our 8th grade gym teacher who taught us .... pro wrestling.
Special 1 Handed Adventure and Only in Pr0n crossover - mysistershotfriend dot com
FU of the Week - RIAA
Chris gets one over on Rick as Wild Turkey makes it's HHPH return.
Coming March 15th
The first ever HHPH awards .. if the Oscars, Globes, Grammys, and Hee-Haw awards all get their turn, why can't we? We need a name for our trophy.
halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com - HHPH-Episode35 - Tivo Wars, Politicians Suck and So Does Cheney's Aim (15mb)
Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:02:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Outdoor Livin' With VP Dick Cheney
Intro
Is Rick Johnson turning over a new leaf?
FU of the Week - ALL Politicians
1 Handed Adventure - bookwormbitches dot com
Only In Pr0n - Mom of the Year Chris Ryan vs. Beth Buchanan for control of the new Tivo Outro - would you rather nail Kay Bailey Hutchison or Hilary Rodham Clinton? - HHPH Episode34 - Intelligent Design, Pr0n and Jack Damn Bauer (16mb)
Thu, 9 Feb 2006 00:06:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Pres. Johnson's State of the Podcast address
Intro
Jack Bauer has killed how many people in 4 days time?
Rick Johnson needs to quit making fun of our listeners.
1 Handed Adventure - TaylorBow dot com
FU of the Week - Parents that insist their children be taught Intelligent Design.
Only in Pr0n - Wings of Passion
Outro and Beth Buchanan shares her Valentine's Day gift giving dos and don'ts
Jack Bauer's Comfirmed Kills - HHPH-Episode 33 - Business as Usual (19mb)
Thu, 2 Feb 2006 00:16:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)shownotes
Intro - Everything is back to normal
Hall of Fame/Shame - Jack Bauer - KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park
1 handed adventure - neverdonethatbefore dot com
Chris Ryan's Only In Pr0n - Lady of the Rings 2
Beth Buchanan is a ninja looter!
FU of the Week - the bastards at the MPA who are trying to shut down guitar tablature sites
Messages and Outro - HHPH Episode32 - We Quit Our Day Jobs!! (12mb)
Thu, 26 Jan 2006 00:12:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)shownotes
Intro
A welcome aboard letter from Adam Curry
Podsafe Music
Commercial
The Hit Test makes itâs HHPH debut!
Commercial
Old Man Fenton presents âDigital Flotsamâ
Chris and Rickâs - âSound Seeing Tour of the Weekâ
Commercial
Ron Bloom wants his invite back.
Well, we were big shots for a week at least.
We return to our normal show format next week.
Podsafe music provided by The Podsafe Music Network - HHPH-Episode31 - God Bless the 'Net (16mb)
Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:12:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Chris Ryan - American Idol
Intro - God bless the net
YTMND - The United States of the HHPH
Circuit City forgets to monitor their internet access .. thus HHPH debuts on their cpus.
1 Handed Adventure - Deputy Dick
Only in Pr0n
FU of the week - Indy Colts PK Mike Vanderjagt
Remember the Kool-Aid man?
Outro
See you all next week with an historic episode. - HHPH-Episode 30 - We're Back! (24mb)
Thu, 12 Jan 2006 00:10:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Kelly the Coed
Intro - We're back
Chris Ryan's X-mas gift report card
Cornhole? .. WTF?!
Chris and Rick announce their New Year's Resolutions
1 Handed Adventure - www wildfucktoys com
Rick dreams up an HHPH Stroker and Hoop episode
FU of the Week - Big Media's Mine Coverage Fuck Up
Outro and messages - HHPH-Episode 29 Worst of .. Vol 3 (13mb)
Thu, 5 Jan 2006 00:01:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Happy New Year!
This will be the third and final 'worst of' show, closing out our holiday season.
Take a look back at recent memories of Morton Downey, Jr., Lord of the Rings, the origin(?) of shut up you asshole and the terrible terrible thanksgiving 'dinner in a box.'
We'll be back with a new episode next week. (Jan 11th) - HHPH Episode28 - Worst of .. Vol 2 (12mb)
Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:22:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)It's time for another 'worst of' episode due to the holidays.
Sit back and enjoy classics like Mike Tyson's Pr0n-OUT! and the Jizzinator. Also included are the debut edition of 'only in pr0n' and a 1 handed adventure that nearly caused Chris and Rick to brawl.
Hope you all had a merry Christmas and we'll see you with new stuff in a couple of weeks. - HHPH-Episode 27 - 2005 in Review Pt 2 (21mb)
Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:10:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
This week we conclude our look back at '05.
We ramble on for another 44 minutes about the events and deaths that happened this year as well as dish out our FU of the Year to a very deserving child molester.
Have a merry Christmas and happy new year everybody. We'll have 'Worst Of' episodes for the next couple of weeks and we should return with new episodes in our normal format starting January 11th. - HHPH-Episode26 - 2005 in Review part 1 (18mb)
Thu, 15 Dec 2005 00:14:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)shownotes
Hola folks! We decided to wrap up the year with a two-part look back at some of the events that took part in '05.
We assembled a crack writing staff of Rick, Chris and Google.com and rambled on and on about the highlights, lowlights and deaths that happened this year. We probably missed a bunch of things here and there but hey, we aren't CNN. Pres. Bush, Johnny Carson, Martha Stewart, Pat O'Brien, Johnnie Cochran, the New England Patriots and of course, Blockbuster Video (and more) all get their turn in the HHPH spotlight this episode.
See you next week with part 2 and our FU of the Year. - HHPH-Episode 25 - Black Friday, XBox360 and We Told You So (15mb)
Thu, 8 Dec 2005 00:30:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)We're back!
Intro
Why is it called Black Friday and why do people act so stupid that morning?
The XBox 360 launched to sell outs across the country .. We said 'aww fuck it'
HHPH News
Local ambulance chasers get a pleasant surprise
Sports - Pittsburgh Coach Bill Cowher gets lucky (for now..) and Donovan McNabb feels the wrath of the Madden Curse *cough* We told you so.
FU of the Week - The bastards that attacked podcastpickle.com
Outro - HHPH Episode24 - The Worst of .. VOL 1 (12mb)
Thu, 1 Dec 2005 00:32:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Hey folks!
We're taking a week off this week.
In the mean time here's some clips from our first five shows. Hope you enjoy and we'll see you next week with a new episode. - HHPH Episode23 - A Rock N Roll Thanksgiving (18mb)
Thu, 24 Nov 2005 00:26:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Gay stuff as usual..
Intro
Gene Simmons sued by a 53 year old who.. err .. ex-groupie
Guitar Hero Duel
Chris Ryan v Rick Johnson
Rick is playing 'guitar hero' on the PS2 and Chris is on his Ibanez Iceman
HHPH Hall of Fame/Shame - Ford Fairlane and Everquest
The moment is finally here. Beth Buchanan joins us in studio this week as we open the 'mystery box'
This leads us to an impromptu Thanksgiving 'dinner'
FU of the week - Beth Buchanan
Outro
Have a happy Thanksgiving folks. We'll have a 'worst of' episode up next week.
We'll be back with a new episode on 12-07-05 - HHPH - Episode22 - Sweeps! (14mb)
Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:42:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)
wtf Libsyn?!? Sorry for the delay all .. having upload/RSS problems with the provider.
Shownotes
Intro
Network Sweeps and their lame ass gimmicks
Morton Downey, Jr
FU of the week - Patriots Coach Bill Belichick
One Handed Adventure - BorderBangers
Only in Pr0n - Getting Lucky (1983)
Outro - What's in the box?
Hit up our myspace page - www.myspace.com/halfhourpowerhour
Coming next week - Guitar wars - Rick v Chris! - HHPH - Episode21 - Lord (and Lady) of the Rings Special (15mb)
Wed, 9 Nov 2005 23:10:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Let's tap that Elf ass!
Intro - Gunter glieben glauchen globen
LotR exhibit at the IN state museum - This thing featured it all. Costumes, props, maquettes, artwork and behind the scenes documentary footage make this exhibit a must see.
Only in Pr0n - Private's Lady of the Rings starring Sylvia Saint as the lesbian elf.
We receive a mystery package to be opened on our Nov 23 episode.
Bad Celeb e-mail - Smeagol/Gollum
Outro - HHPH-Episode 20 - Technical Difficulties (13mb)
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 02:03:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Don't you hate it when something breaks down? We lost a chunk of our show this week due to some software problems. Installing itunes 6.0.1 w/quicktime changed something with in audition .. yadda yadda.
Shownotes
Chris calls the gov't looking for grant money.
1 handed adventure - boobexamscam
Did you remember to vote?
Only in Pr0n - Black Throat
Bad Celebrity Email Beg - Jesse Venture
Outro See you next week with our LotR spectacular! - HHPH-Episode 19 - Halloween Spectacular! (22mb)
Wed, 26 Oct 2005 22:13:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)50% more FREE this week!
Shownotes:
A Night at the Haunted Brothel
Intro - HAHA Cardinals!
No 1 handed adventure or only in pr0n this week as decreed by our S&P dept
We take a look back at some of our favorite scary/monster movies, such as Phantasm, Dracula, Transylvania 6-5000, Hellraiser and Candyman
Shut Up You Asshole...
FU of the week:
1. People who give out crappy halloween candy
2. Crappy Halloween candy
3. Little bastards who don't say 'trick or treat'
There's still a few days left if you need to get a costume
Chris and Rick rock out in Austin TX
Outro - Bad Celeb email of the week - Beetlejuice - HHPH-Episode18 - (15mb)
Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:47:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)shownotes
Intro - Chisox v Cards/Astro World Series = hell for a Cubs fan
iPod video = It's pr0ntime!
HHPH vidcast?! Only if we can have our own strippers
FU of the week - Tabloid TV shows
1 handed adventure - collegefuckfest
Chris Ryan's Only In Pr0n - For Your Thighs Only
Bad Celeb email beg - Beavis and Butthead
Outro - Halloween episode next week! - HHPH-Episode17 - One Molecule Away From DEATH (16mb)
Thu, 13 Oct 2005 00:53:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Intro
Jessica Simpson loves the bourbon
E-mail FWDS AKA One Molecule away from DEATH
The inaugural class of the HHPH Hall of Fame/Shame
Benny Hill
The Chevrolet Cavalier
FU of the Week - Comcast Cable
1 Handed Adventure - bethemask
JVOND promo
OUTRO - HHPH-Episode16 - Post Pickle Party Podcast (17mb)
Wed, 5 Oct 2005 00:12:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)shownotes
LOST
Intro
Affleck for Senator? WTF?!
HHPH Sports
Martha Burk still has sand in her hoo haa
Chewbacca tosses the first pitch at Fenway
Soccer sucks
FU of the week - Indiana Civil Engineers
1 handed adv - sexyshelbys
Chris Ryan's Only in Pr0n - Good girls do
Outro
Thanks for all your feedback and support everybody! - HHPH-Episode15 (15mb)
Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:18:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)
Intro Halloween is a month away! Rick and Chris went on separate scouting trips to check out this years hottest halloween costumes. Chris discovers retro reshop costumes while Rick unsheathes a greater discovery at Spencer's Gifts. FU of the Week - Cranky old people. Beth Buchanan gets revenge on Chris and Rick by making them drink a bottle of ??????? that she brought back from the bourbon festival. 1 Handed Adventure - motherdaughterfuck Chris Ryan's Only In Pr0n. Amber Aroused - CLASSIC porno dialogue from the 80's Outro and bad celebrity email beg of the week. - HHPH-Episode 14 (15mb)
Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:24:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
A hint for your ass
Intro
Nintendo has gone nucking futs
If the fed handed you 2k for hurricane relief, where would you go first? That's right, the titty bars.
The Undertaker vs Chris Ryan
Wild Turkey owns Beth Buchanan
1 Handed Adventure - myfirstsexteacher
The A.C.
Chris Ryan's Only In Pr0n - Dee needs help lighting the barbecue.
There's a party at PodcastPickle.com on Oct 1 BE THERE!
Outro and bad celebrity email beg of the week - Presidents Bush and Clinton
www.mylifebytes.com promo - HHPH-Episode13 - The Fall TV Season (14mb)
Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:06:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Intro
Our TV picks
Rick - Prison Break
Chris - Robot Chicken/Stroker and Hoop
HHPH does Monday Night Football
FU of the Week - Reality TV
How long until they actually eat a piece of shit on Fear Factor?
1 Handed Adventure - pornstarscope dot com
Outro and bad celebrity email beg of the week - Gene Simmons
1-206-600-HHPH call it and let Rick know what a douchebag he is. - HHPH-Episode12 - Happy Labor Day (14mb)
Thu, 8 Sep 2005 02:09:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Dear Steve Jobs
Intro - Happy Labor Day!
Welcome aboard iTunes listeners!
Movie trivia for retards
The Jizzinator
1 Handed Adventure - bigsausagepizza dot com
FU of the Week - CBS
Let the 20 listener march begin!
DONATE TO THE RED CROSS!
Outro
halfhourpowerhour at gmail.com
1-206-600-HHPH
RIP Gilligan - HHPH-Episode 11 - Fear the Turkey Bomb! (15mb)
Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:36:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)Shownotes
Intro
Guest appearance on WwoD
Coke Zombies
Theyâll put any damn TV show on DVD these days
FU of the week â any dumb fekker willing to drop $2000 on an XBox360
The Turkey Bomb
1 handed adventure â Trillian Fakes
Outro - HHPH-Episode10 - Bitch Dog, Pr0n Domains and HHPH v the Win2K Worm (16mb)
Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:59:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)
Shownotes
Protest at Rockstar Games Studios
Intro
Comcast v. Bitch Dog
Ron Mexico follow up
Dot Triple Ecks
1 Handed Adventure â dansmovies.com
FU of the week â the Win2k worm
Outro and drunken ramblings - HHPH-Episode09 - What's Your Ron Mexico Name? (15mb)
Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:15:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)
Shownotes
Intro
The Madden Curse : What will happen to D. McNabb this year?
What's your Ron Mexico name?
http://gorillamask.net/ronmexico
Chris's Wedding Crashers review
The Hell Express: Chris makes fun of crippled kids
A douche bag runs the Foundation For a Better Life. (Go figure)
1 Handed Adventure: Smokin' Movies
Rick and Chris almost brawl over the 1 handed adventure.
FU of the week - Regal Cinemas present The 2wenty.
Outro
- HHPH-Episode08 - Iron Mike Does Dallas (14mb)
Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:20:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)
NOTE - We recorded this via Skype and not together in studio. We would love any feedback.
Mike Tysonâs Pr0n-OUT! (NES)
Intro
Mike Tyson rumored to do porn
FEAR demo
HHPH heading to the Kentucky Bourbon Festival
Podcast Pickle Hall of Fame promo
FU of the week
1 Handed Adventure â The Bodybouncer
Outro - HHPH-Episode07 - WTF is this on my TV?!? (16mb)
Wed, 3 Aug 2005 02:02:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
Shownotes
Intro
Infomercials - The Riddler
Who are these twin midgets and why do they want to help me get rich?
Ron Jeremy wants to help you out down there
Missy Elliot's new video gives Chris a nightmare
FU of the Week - The Punisher
1 Handed Adventure - Jessica Simpson's boots are made for knockin
Willie Nelson's 89 year old pecker is sad
Stupid ass Chris loses a porno tape at his Mom's house
Rick avoids a similar disaster
Hmm a blank tape? I hope there's pr0n on it
Outro - The Half Hour Power Hour : HHPH-Episode06.mp3 (16mb)
Wed, 27 Jul 2005 03:52:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
WTF Mod is this?!
Intro
Rick and Chris take on the Hot Coffee Mod
Mars unleashes the effing fury!
Even more Hot Coffee goodness
FU of the week - EA Games
1 Handed Adventure - Wifey's World
The G-Spot Advantage
Outro - Don't want to buy our charity crap? - Okay sir, God bless you - HHPH-Episode05.mp3 : Game Shows (15mb)
Wed, 20 Jul 2005 03:30:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
Chris and Rick on Family Feud
Intro
Rick explains his lack of sleep
OnStar
Game shows
OnStar part deuce
Bob Barker sure is a cranky old man
Revenge of the OnStar
FU of the Week - Stupid Ass Drivers
One Handed Adventure - ratemyrack.com
The Daily Download
Outro - HHPH-Episode 4: Mission Accomplished! (14mb)
Wed, 13 Jul 2005 02:36:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
24 Spoof
Intro
The answer to the million dollar question
Pres. Johnson declares mission accomplished
Rick and Chris hate cell phones
FU of the week - Starcom Cable Company
The Porcupine Love Glove
1 Handed Adventure - Assparade.com
Outro
Congratulations to Rick and his wife on the birth of their son, Rick Jr!!
My Odeo Channel - The Half Hour Power Hour : HHPH-Episode03.mp3 (16mb)
Tue, 5 Jul 2005 23:37:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
Shownotes
Legion of Doom v The Wild Turkeys
Intro
Rick Johnson is about to be a papa.
GI Joe says Just say NO to Internet Porn
Transformers: The Movie
Micro Machines Guy replaced by technology
Chris Ryan v. Michael Winslow (the sound effects guy from Police Academy)
Japanese Cartoons all look the same
Pikachu says FU!
FU of the week: Mother Nature aka the Pokie killer
One handed adventure: OTBM.com
Outro
- Half Hour Power Hour - Ep2. Star Wars Spectacular! (15mb)
Wed, 29 Jun 2005 03:03:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
Shownotes
Help me HHPH
Theme song - Intro
Midichlorians
EpIII Review
Midnight showing volume
The Emperor's new foreskin
Jedi Mind Trick
SW Celebration
George Lucas vs the HHPH crew
Chris Ryan is a big pussy
SW Galaxies
Girls with peckers on their head
Golden Piece of Shit Award
FU of the Week - Regal Cinemas
Rick Johnson's 1 handed adventure of week: Google Image Search
Outro - Theme song - The Half Hour Power Hour : HHPH-Episode01.mp3 (13mb)
Wed, 22 Jun 2005 02:48:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com
Here it is! The debut of the Half Hour Power Hour.
Shownotes
Chris Ryan vs. Shannel (the butane girl
) Theme Song - Introduction
Effew of the week : Blockbuster Video "no late fees"
- join the anti BB crusade
24 recap
- Salute to Habib Marwan
Videogames and cursing
- Games that caused us to swear the most
- Contra (NES)
- Gran Turismo 2 (PSX)
- John Madden Football (all)
- fight with Beth over punting on 4th down
Wild Turkey Shot
- weekly shot of adult beverage to close the show
- toast to our effew of the week
Show Wrap-up
- www.nateanddi.com
- www.fyr.com
Outro - Theme Song
I hope you enjoy our first effort. As we're "finding our voice" we want your feedback. Email us at halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com or vmail at 1-206-600-HHPH. - HHPH-Promo1 (1mb)
Sat, 1 Jan 2005 17:00:00 GMT Author: halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com (Chris Ryan)
