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- Illinoise! 405: Punchlines
(17mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet crack up. Some jokes, if you can call them that, Janet's new cellular obsession, voicemails from stalkers, and Letters from old girlfriends. Who's laughing now, huh? - Illinoise! 404: Snowdays Snowbuddies (19mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet are SNOWED IN!!! Friends Courtney and Robert get stuck for conversation, nicknames, an interview with Barack Obama, Here We Go Again by Hello Stranger, and the introduction of The Social Anxiety Minute. Awkward! - Illinoise! 403: More Letters from War (21mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet really need to grow up. A beard-related comment from Matt of Digital Detroit Radio, Johnny Spoiled reviews Wincing the Night Away by The Shins, music from Cold War Kids, and a narration of Pete's old love letters. LYLAS! - Illinoise! 402: The British Version (15mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet grace the listening audience with our gay-British accents. Janet pushes some 6th-grade button, bashing the British space program, new music from everyone's favorite gutterpunk (Johnny Spoiled), and Janet's butt-furred fashion idea. It's like fruit and cake! - Illinoise! 401: Cheeseless Poof Extravaganza (21mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet return with America's Fastest Growing Non-Board Game, a recipe for tastefully-sinful caramel corn, a movie review by Pirate Carl, music from Great Lake Swimmers and so much more throat-clearing. So, this is what you were all waiting for? - Illinoise! 316: Generic to the Bone (26mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet prove that they are, definitively, the most generic ... er, general ... podcast by by single-handedly covering every category from the PodcastAwards.com contest. In one show. - Illinoise! 315: Best Of? Theme Music Rip-Off, Little Boys Peeing, The Princess Bride (5mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Still Best Of?! NASA Janet steals a theme song, An Editorial about spikey-haired cartoon boys peeing on stuff, and The Arigatos do The Princess Bride. - Illinoise! 314: Best Of? Pirate Carl's Oscar Picks, A Tasteless Hellen Keller Joke, Superman vs. Batman (4mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Holy Reruns, Batman! Pirate Carl announces his picks for the Oscars ... after the Oscars have been awarded, a tasteless Hellen Keller joke, and Normal Vince and author S. William Foley discuss Superman vs. Batman. - Illinoise! 313: Best Of? Rushmore, Coverville Explains Good Music, Lost in Translation (3mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Oy! The Arigatos perform a scene from Rushmore, Brian from Coverville discusses "good music", and NASA Janet busts Just Pete for being an international poseur. - Illinoise! 312: Best Of? Meet the Parents, Animalania, How to Write a Good Song (7mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
C'mon, feel the podcast! The Arigatos perform a scene from Meet the Parents, Brian from Coverville announces a new show ? Animalania, and S3SoA discusses how to write a good song. - Illinoise! 311: Best Of? Robots on the Loose, Super Bowl Editorial, Celebrity Valentines (5mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
C'mon, feel the podcast! The Arigatos are on the loose in the Illinoise! studios, An Editorial about the Super Bowl that may contain the word "nipple", and Celebrity Crush Platonic Valentines to Billy Corgan, Owen Wilson, Lex Luther, and Wes Anderson. - Illinoise! 310: Best Of? Cyborg Ear Chip, Goonies, Bad Moon Science (3mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
THIS is the Best Of?? Cyborg Ear Chip, Goonies, Bad Moon Science. - Illinoise! 309: Best Of? War Chant Rip-off, A History of Abe Lincoln, The Princess Bride, WHYME Theme Song (4mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
There's probably a good explanation. NASA Janet questions the new Illinoise! theme song, a slightly obtuse history of Abraham Lincoln, The Arigatos perform a climactic scene from The Princess Bride, and a never-heard theme song for the Worst Music You've Ever Heard podcast. - Illinoise! 308: Best Of? Fund Drive, Holy Grail, Tasteless Abe Lincoln Joke (4mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Quality waste of time: NASA Janet and Just Pete raise money the old fashioned way ... with a fund drive, The Arigatos tackle Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and a tasteless Abe Lincoln joke. Oh, like we can control the robots. They're robots, fer crying out loud! - Illinoise! 307: Best Of? Turn Signals, Letters from War, Spinal Tap, Sufjan (5mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Stuff we did. NASA Janet warms up with a traditional Australian sing-a-long, An Editorial about turn signals, Kreitzer and Taylor release their first song "Love Letters from War", The Arigatos perform This is Spinal Tap, and Matt from Digital Detroit Radio (vote for him, too!) warns us about some guy named Sufjan who is starting to use "Illinois" ... with an "e!". - Illinoise! 306: Best Of? C-Dub Megamix, Bad Gravity, Wayne's World, Million Dollar Baby, Bitterest Pill Theme Song (6mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
More questionably great material. We re-mix Seth and Jessica of WHYME into a sweet jam, NASA Janet debunks some bad gravity science, The Arigatos take on Wayne's World, Pirate Carl reviews Million Dollar Baby, and Just Pete creates a theme song for The Bitterest Pill. Slow down. Breathe. Pace yourself. - Illinoise! 305: Best Of? Stalker Society, Crime and Punishment, Office Space (6mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
And it don't quit. The Stalker Society audio brochure, NASA Janet's brother arrested for do-gooding, The Arigatos perform a selection from Office Space. - Illinoise! 304: Best Of? Mangina, NASCAR Birfday, A Tasteless Lesbian Joke
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Like a fine wine. Coach Drew handles a Mangina, NASCAR Janet stops in for a birfday surprise, and The Arigatos deliver a punchline at the expense of two lesbians. Outstanding. - Illinoise! 303: Best Of? Swingers, Hitch, Keebler Elves, Coverville (5mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
The first of the best of. Robot theatre of Swingers, NASA Janet's mom reviews Hitch, an Editorial about Keebler Elves and an audio comment from Coverville's Brian Ibbot. This is the BEST of? - Illinoise! 302: From the Nethermost Region of the Closet (25mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Fresh from her trip to the coast, NASA Janet spills the NASA beans. Confessions of a Guilty Conscience, a birthday surprise ... ruined, hometown jihad, lame fireworks extravaganza, Bravo Victor Juliet, music from Sufjan Stevens, and a local high schooler drops in. The comedy is afraid to come out of the closet. - Illinoise! 301: Technotardtronic (19mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet ooze with new material. Janet goes Sudoku-razy, new transportation via scooter, babysitting stalkers, and listener e-mail. So much fun, we're redlining. - Illinoise! 206: It's Hard Out Here for a Pirate (19mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet bask in the glory of local publicity. New cellphones = handless fun, 5 ways to improve our local paper, an argument of the week, Oscar Picks from Pirate Carl and music from The Danielson Famile. Yar, that's a tasty show! - Illinoise! 205: A Series of Unfortunate Comments (14mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
NASA Janet continues to take over the world with the release of her own public radio show/podcast. Waxing obsessive about trash T.V., 8 ways that Just Pete is like Seth Cohen, 5 facts about Jack Bauer, an Argument of the Week, and sweet sounds from Quasi. Now with self-indulgent, witty comments! - Illinoise! 204: Double Word Score (20mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Double the points, half the meaning. Just Pete and NASA Janet chat word scores and various languages of origins. Anagrams, an Argument of the Week, Bravo Victor Juliet, Prove It!, An Editorial, and music by our robot slaves, The Arigatos. This show uses all seven tiles. That's a BINGO, people. - Illinoise! 203: Lemon Yellow Black (21mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Monday mayhem from your favorite Midwesterners. New bits including ARGUMENT OF THE WEEK and PROVE IT!, all-star karaoke from Ira Glass, Illinoise! the drinking game, Pirate Carl reviews Rent, Bravo Victor Juliet and music from Jets to Brazil. This is going to require your undivided attention. - Illinoise! 202: 'Tiz da Seazun (17mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Seasonal shenanigans with Seth of WHYME, Brian of Coverville, and Brian ... of Coverville. Worthless holiday gift ideas, crazy cool music from Ramona Cordova and an impromptu haiku review. Do you hear what we hear? - Illinoise! 201: NASA Janet Meets Ira Glass (11mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
The 'Noise is back. NASA Janet stalks Ira Glass and puts the smack down on Julia Sweeney as we launch season two and introduce new theme music. We told you we'd be back, silly stalkers! - Illinoise! 33: Religiously Delicious (15mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Oy vey. This show is smattered with religious overtones and ridiculous stereotypes. The return of Robot Theatre, a Pirate Carl Movie Review, The Dilly-Oh, Bravo Victor Juliet, Jewish joking, music from Philly's own La Guardia and a couple shout-outs to poop and The Poddy. We know not what we're doing. Duh. - Illinoise! 32: Celebrity Birthday Celebration (22mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
NASA Janet turns one quarter of one century old. This show is bombarded with celebrity: NASCAR Janet, Sufjan Stevens, Neil Diamond, Brian Ibbott, The Chicago Tribune, and lots of stalkers. A new bit called The Dilly-oh, Bad Science, A Tasteless Joke and lots m-m-monomomore. - Illinoise! 31: Oh, the Places You'll Go! (13mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Oh, man, the places Just Pete and NASA Janet have been (and are going). Pete busts rhymes at Whiplash's wedding, The Whip Report, music from local songwriter Nick Aister, Bravo Victor Juliet and more. Stop, drop, and listen! - Illinoise! 30: Star-Spangled Banter (16mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet podcast amid the "rocket's red glare" on the shores of Lake Michigan. Kids Say the Dumbest Things, the triumphant re-return of The Whip Report, music by Sufjan Stevens and The Decemberists and a scary ending you WON'T WANT TO MISS. - Illinoise! 29: Revenge of the Seth (18mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
We're hot on the Star Wars bandwagon ... about 4 weeks too late. Combine that with our love of Seth and Jessica of WHYME and you get this show. A burning retina from a saber-spoon, 20 Questions with Lord Vader, a crazy bounty from WHYME, and lots of Sethy music. This show deserves a quiet night. - Illinoise! 28: The G'day G'day Australia Show (27mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Krikee! Just Pete and NASA Janet get downunderwhelmed by Australia talk. Janet plays her didjeridoo for you, Bad Science, Bravo Victor Juliet, A Bad Impression, and music from alt-rock aussies Jebediah. If this show doesn't make you happy, maybe a dingo ate your baby. - Illinoise! 27: Completely and Totally Detached (20mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet break free from their studio with a new iRiver. A pseudo soundscene from the couch and I-80, the triumphant return of An Editorial, Bravo Victor Juliet and rawkin' tunes from The Lonely Metropolitans. Break the chains of traditional media! - Illinoise! 26: School's Out (23mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
School's ... out ... for ... sum-mer! We reflect on the past academic year, Janet's brother reveals a dark school-related secret, Billy Corgan covers NASA Janet, great stalker talk and smart music from local high schoolers. Ring the bell! - Illinoise! 25: Double Anniversary Special (20mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
It's only appropriate that Friday the 13th is a Just Pete and NASA Janet Anniversary. Dating memories, Neil Diamond covers Love Letters from War, Bravo Victor Juliet, and catchy new tunes. Here's to 25 more shows! - Illinoise! Episode 24: Verse Chorus Verse (A Songwriting Workshop) (25mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
A songwriting workshop for bush-leaguers. Through a series of contributions from the podcasting community, NASA Janet learns to write a song and ends show with a tune of her own. The next Nancy Sinatra? A new Johnny Cash? Yeah, this could get ugly. Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Episode 23: How Blue Can You Get? (26mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Blues, beer and Bravo. This show is sure to change everything you THINK you thought you knew about Illinoise! An interview with Delta Frank, the Blues Doctor, a petition to the State of Illinois, Bravo Victor Juliet, an editorial, The Whip Report, the Arigatos meet ASCII Janet and an in-depth discussion of Full House. Have mercy! Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 22: Peep Show (25mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
More stalk talk and peep props. Brand new Bad Science, Bravo Victor Juliet, listener comments, and more. Quit lurking in the shadows and listen to this show! Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 21: Tax Daze (19mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
It's April 16, and you know what that means: Tax Day. Tax talk, listener voicemails, Halon, The Whip Report, a Haiku Review and more. Don't file for an extension ... listen now! Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 20: Are You Listening? (A Jimmy Eat World Soundscene) (9mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet iron their Old Navy t-shirts and strap on their fanny packs for the big show. Special guests Whip and Jess, stripping fans, epileptic seizures, and corporate mosh pits. Sing it back! Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 19: Annual Spring Fund Drive (14mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Illinoise! needs your support. The first-ever Annual Spring Fund Drive. Celebrity podcaster drop-ins, Illinoise! what-ifs, an aggressive iPodcast Producer commercial and more! Dollar for dollar, the best show yet! Call now: (512) 533-0655. Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 18: Lawsuits & In-Laws (21mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Podcasting is taking over our lives! We initiate a lawsuit to protect our identity and meet Janet's lesser-known twin, NASCAR Janet. Great ideas for podcasts, The Whip Report, audio comments and 5 signs you know you're spending too much time doing podcasting. Podcastic! Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 17: Plastic Egg Easter Surprise (22mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Happy Easter from Illinoise! The Whip Report, March Madness madness, Bravo Victor Juliet, Haiku Review and imitations galore. - Illinoise! Podcast 16: Shhh! Michigan Soundscene (17mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Shhh! Don't tell Just Pete, but NASA Janet put together a soundscene tour of our trip to Michigan. You see, things didn't go EXACTLY the way Pete planned on the way home and he was set to throw the whole thing out. Well, you'll hear what I mean. Check it out. Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 15: Cool Kids & Karaoke (26mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
After a long night of karaoke, Just Pete and NASA Janet reflect on bad singing and the art of being cool. A montage of karaoke night, The Whip Report, Haiku Review and Robot Theatre await you. Don't be a square ... get hip to this episode! Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 14: Just Desserts & A Slice of Pi (17mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
It's Pi Day. Yeah, that pi. And as you can imagine, Janet is giddy. She nerds it up with a numbers quiz and a visit to the U of I Engineering Open House. Just Pete counters with talk about REAL pie. Haiku Review, The Whip Report, Robot Theatre and an original song from Awesome Latrine Cancer. But all this can't save us from ultimate nerditude. Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 12: The Day Illinoise! Stood Still (9mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Robots have taken over the studio! Who KNOWS what they'll say, people?! They're freakin' robots! They have no soul, you know. I'm guessing they'll probably do The Whip Report, a tasteless joke and a Haiku Review. If you know what's good for you, you'll wrap your head in tin foil and listen to this show. Sponsored by iPodcast Producer. - Illinoise! Podcast 11: Crime & Punishment (19mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
If this show's a crime, consider us GUILTY! A story or four about Crime & Punishment, another NASA Janet family member in-studio and a brand-new segment from Janet: Bad Science. Court is dismissed. - Illinoise! Podcast 10: Go Euro! (21mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
We go Euro! A soundscene tour of our 2002 trip to France and Italy, NASA Janet's mom reviews Hitch, robot theatre, The Whip Report, and the skinny on our new sponsor - iPodcast Producer. That's a spicey a-meatball! - The Whip Report
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Our first spin-off! Enjoy Whiplash, "The Golden Voice", as he spins the day's headlines into a whole mess of funny. The show, which will go "regular" in about a week, will be almost-daily with a "best of" show every weekend. And in a podcasting first, Whip will make his headlines available every evening to podcasters to use on their own shows! For free! Podcasting syndication? Golden. The Whip Report? Priceless. Coming soon to TheWhipReport.com! - Illinoise! Podcast 9: What's in a Name?
Author: noise@illinoise.net
What's in a name? Lots. An author with a new book, a football coach in a panic, a name for your new band, trivia and Robot Theatre. You name it, it's in this podcast. - Illinoise! Podcast 8: Scams and Shams (20mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
This show's a rip-off. Rather, it's about rip-offs: how to avoid them and how to exact them. Just Pete and NASA Janet discuss the seedy underbelly of Blockbuster and how to beat the non-profit system. IlliNews!, an editorial on Keebler Elves and how Pete's brother dominated Monopoly. - Illinoise! Podcast 7: Lovesick (18mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
It's Valentine's Day. NASA Janet gives Just Pete a cheek hickey, or "chickey". Robot Theatre, Audio Valentines and local band Theory of Brides in the studio. There's so much love in this episode that it hurts. - Illinoise! Podcast 6: Stalkers and Hate Mail (15mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
It's official: Just Pete and NASA Janet are famous. How do we know? Stalkers and hate mail. And, since we're famous now, we compromise the integrity of our show and talk a little about poop and pee. Classic. - Illinoise! Podcast 5: Superbowls and Superheroes (15mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
The Superbowl XIXLAX is coming up quickly and we want to jump on that bandwagon. We also talk about superheroes. A creepy Iraqi/Irish guy calls us. Probably the best show we've ever done on superheroes and the Superbowl. - Illinoise! Podcast 4: Sick Fun on a Friday Night (11mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Despite having no voice due to illness, NASA Janet plows through another podcast like a seasoned pro. She and Just Pete celebrate National Hey Remember The Challenger Explosion? Day, introduce the new listener comment hotline, and explore the life and times of Abraham McGillicutty Lincoln. It's almost too much for a Friday night. - Illinoise! Podcast 3: All Fun & Games (15mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet are joined by the golden voice of Whiplash. Inaugural edition of IlliNews!, a karaoke challenge, little cartoon boys peeing on things and all your favorites. Feed the 'Noise! - Illinoise! Podcast 2: Friends (26mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet are looking for friends and take a very structured approach to finding them. Pete celebrates a decade without dentalcare ... by going to the dentist. Haiku reviews, and editorial on proper turn signal usage, and an exclusive look at the new Ben Affleck movie trailer! - Illinoise! Podcast 1: Our First Show (20mb)
Author: noise@illinoise.net
Just Pete and NASA Janet kick off the first-ever Illinoise! podcast with lots of gooey entertainment goodness. We need a little encouragement here, people, so e-mail, comment and vote!
