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- It's Your Gruddy Screed
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Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:25:34 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
varnished with lonesome marrow
.8 MB
:52
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Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke - My House of a Dust Storm (1mb)
Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:11:51 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
whooshing through the tubes
.6 MB
:36
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Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke - Pardon My Credo Belching (1mb)
Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:45:03 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
ice kunk and splatter
.6 MB
:36
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Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke - Carney Wrinkle King (1mb)
Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:54:01 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
gofilcka us a ligree elba telbite...and make it schnappy
.7 MB
:47
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Copyright 2008 Kurt Kroncke - The 11th Herth-bird (1mb)
Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:09:16 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
the first of the eleventh batch
.7 MB
:42
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Moon Daddy Noodles (1mb)
Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:53:09 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
jeslee higbo love jogging Burma Road
.8 MB
:53
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Bird-dip Snowman (1mb)
Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:23:26 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
...a face-copter for mishoda jeequil
.8 MB
:53
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Yogi Tips and Headrites (1mb)
Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:16:44 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
My poor Olympus DS-330...poof......but not before giving up the secrets...muchas gracias, mi amigo!
1 MB
1:09
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Want The Facts Embalmed (1mb)
Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:18:25 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
look at the froutigob from biszhniddle...have you forgotten about the fourble board
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1:14
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Screeching Creetins v Scorching Croutons (1mb)
Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:42:55 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
before an arc hister bic rodent Hampshire...it all-wished you a focussed conclusion...liglo wherligan the ground beneath you sparkles, sizzles...and begins a crinkle ...
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1:11
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Must've Been With Ruster Binwiddy (2mb)
Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:08:38 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
lish-lishy eyeshadow then softly flap to flutter
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1:59
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Calumetic Struggle (1mb)
Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:16:49 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
it's aboot yer hessbegoatten spwoudizall...that...and a loaf of your best cheese, p,p,please...
.6 MB
:39
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - You're a Sweater Waiting to Happen (1mb)
Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:57:22 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
lathing histrel sintlegree don palo labra dill
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:38
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Kronkaphone is an important part of my mental health routine.
E.g., when I see my shrink, he always says, "well, I agree that life sucks. But are you listening to Kronkaphone?
I say, Well I did, but he got tired, and he went fishing, or started selling vacuum cleaners, or fell in love, or became a jazz drummer, or converted to some religious sect, or something."
My shrink said, "well, as soon as Kronkaphone fires back up, get in the groove. Otherwise, I will cut off your medications. If you know what I mean."
Oh jesus holy christ.
My shrink is George Clinton. And he worships vincent van gogh, sylvia plath, Leslie Scalapino, charles bernstein, kurt cobain, anne sexton, and bruce andrews.
The medications he prescribes depend entirely on my literary tastes, not anything as archaic as DSM.
Most of what my shrink shares with me is based on his knowledge of the above, plus a dash of john cage, gertrude stein, marcel duchamp, ani difranco, and alanis morissette.
So I said: yes sir.
And so, mr. kronkofone, with your self-reconstruction, like Lazarus without the help of any divine agency, and without the help of bill gates's publicity machine, you have saved my career and kept me out of the local institution.
I listen to your audio art always, but especially, whenever I eat a thick omelette made of eggs, ham, zucchini, mushrooms, green peppers, white wine, olive oil, fresh roma tomatoes, and fresh basil.
if you will excuse me I have been asked to jump out of an airplane.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulbaker/sets/72157600854026325/
paul baker
channeling walt whitman
channeling john milton
channeling Job
Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - I Call Junkies Malfeasance (1mb)
Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:54:41 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
Greetings from the melted cheese siesta!...everything here is made out of cheese...and it's very hot...I've missed you all...thank you for sticking around.
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:53
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - DS331322 (0mb)
Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:08:43 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
Caution:
*lo-fi & squawky
*contains dirty word
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:32
...we've arrested a corporate tunnel freak...shufted ura...thelma figh hands...are you the saratoga santa...is this polinker loyalty...delectible electro kendra bites...sh*tty gee wilikers...spanish and hegladore rumalotti queen...
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - dream cloudy (4mb)
Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:38:58 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
silver beads drip from a dream cloudy
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4:02
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Hubber Ronkey In The House (0mb)
Sat, 31 Mar 2007 15:40:03 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
...!
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:40
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - (Has He) Morphed Into Something Skittish (0mb)
Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:19:02 -0500 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
always here for the trumple durkin wheelie and itza spizo
.36 MB
:45
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Millie-bell, Pumba-loo, Little Lizzie Too (0mb)
Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:36:25 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
a ping on the end of each and every hair you can have
.4 MB
:53
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Marsupial Hat Beggar (0mb)
Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:58:16 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
dainty nibblins or rancid tinsel creepo
.4 MB
:50
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Kinial Getty Kinister (0mb)
Thu, 15 Feb 2007 22:27:17 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
first of the 9th batch
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:49
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Egghead Digging in the Boneyard (1mb)
Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:06:09 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
rushing to the surface with a series of dots and flashes
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1:04
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Girdle Cull (0mb)
Thu, 01 Feb 2007 21:31:47 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
the lazy plains of Isabella
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:42
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Erudetic Prithel (0mb)
Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:39:05 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
Augment the flacid lester wheel
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke - Croaking Weagles (0mb)
Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:51:31 -0600 Author: kurtkroncke2@mac.com (Kurt Kroncke)
Stirkles can swip your Melra; at least in a basket of neatly rancid kettle drunk bran flavor
...and with your new hislee projection climb...what a steadfast time for reflection...burst thru to the really fun day...
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Copyright 2007 Kurt Kroncke
