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- Parental rating: MA - Strong sexual content, violence, etc.
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- Hosts: Dollie Llama and ThornDaddy
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- Last update: Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:20:57 -0800
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- Language: en-us
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Dollie talks about being submissive Submission and Coffee - An educational kinky couple cast about BDSM, bondage, sex, shoes, love, cat care, beauty, and life in the suburbs. Glorifying marriage through podcasting. Subscribe to Submission and Coffee - The number-one BDSM podcast in the world.. WARNING - EXPLICIT ADULT CONTENT.
And remember: "HE WHO DIES WITH HIS ART ON THE MOST HARD DRIVES, WINS." -ThornDaddy
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Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:20:26 -0800 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 183: The ThornDaddy walking tour of San Francisco masturbators, and why you should collar your loved ones.
ThornDaddy ties up Dollie Llama, slaps her ass and fucks her brains out. Then they tell you where the best places are to see public masturbators in San Francisco and Los Angeles. They talk about spreading disease and eating food, hump-me pumps, why cats hunt, how Dollie is helping change the world for the better without leaving the house, why rifles are lots of fun, why shooting ranges are more fun than sex dungeons, why California would be an absolutely gorgeous place to live if it weren't for all these darned Californians, and how to compete in the sexual Olympics.
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Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:17:00 -0800 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
THE PLUMP BUFFET - a romantic kinky curvy cat cult comedy.
The Plump Buffet is a cast-production BDSM radio play about a sex cult in the desert, and they're all cats.
WARNING: "The Plump Buffet" is comedic literature with sexual motifs. If you are not of legal age, you should not listen. You should also not listen if literature with sexual motifs is not permitted in your community. You are also not to listen if you are easily offended by such material. But compared to network TV, it's a wholesome story... no one dies.
-THE PLUMP BUFFET: it's not a love triangle, it's a love polygon.
--THE PLUMP BUFFET is "Fritz the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco."
--50 women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always feels like killing you.
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Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:48:25 -0800 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 182: a celebration of three years blissful collaring!
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have hot, slappy married bondage sex. Then they talk about the homoerotic Obama dream that ThornDaddy had, they give kink advice for newbies, talk about gun rights, Art Bell, the band Devi, and then they spread beauty and art to celebrate their THIRD COLLARING ANNIVERSARY as they deliver the Submission and Coffee Worldwide Ministries, coming to you 24/7 worldwide from our short-wave radio tower antenna farm on the ridge high atop the Nestlandia agricultural compound. Then they talk about how their love will go beyond the grave, and how they'd also see other people if one passed away first.
We're located in the high desert near Needles, California. Come by and see us! Just take a left at the army testing range, drive past the outlaw meth lab trailers and the llama farm, turn right after you pass Dead Weasel Road and we're three hours straight ahead, at the end of County Road 1776. The sign says "Trespassers will be shot, cooked and eaten", but if you've made an appointment like you should, it won't be a problem.
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Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:18:45 -0800 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 181. How to go overnight from being the number-one BDSM podcast on iTunes to being the number-one BDSM podcast in the WORLD!
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have amazing slapping bondage whore plump milf sex. Then they sit on the patio, clean their guns and talk about their upcoming Plump Buffet Christmas book, how to get kicked off of iTunes, being a loving 24/7 D/s couple, getting mad dogged at the gun range, and how cool the prominent feminist and Harvard professor Laurel Thatcher Ulrich is. Daddy diddles Dollie while she sits on the toilet and pees, then they discuss The Dean Right-Eye Phenomena, the Dean One-Page Plan, the end of the world, snitty Christians, bigots, how Obama may fuck things up, Bob Barr, the Libertarian Party, kink in Luxembourg, early morning bunny murder, getting kidnapped by Disneyland, and Sarah Palin naked.
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Thu, 6 Nov 2008 17:55:27 -0800 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
An angry listener who doesn't like my personal politics and abhors free speech gets us kicked off the iTunes store after two years of sharing our love with the world.
If you want to stay subscribed, you'll have to go here on our site and follow these simple re-subscribe directions.
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Sun, 2 Nov 2008 16:01:20 -0800 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 180. Smart kinky Sunday morning couple love.
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have hot bondage election sex. Then they talk about cat pee, new world records for the ThornDaddy foundation, the importance of voting for congress, how to charge an iPod using an onion, snore fucks, Amazon fucks, coyote pee, cranky cat ladies, BondageRadio.com, kitty duty, wiggle room, Thermopylae desire, Hagis Helper, The Catditarod race, Tuvaluan kink, coyote field recordings out the window, and why plump ladies love sex.
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Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:59:03 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 179. Creating love in your life despite the fact that EVERYTHING'S FIXED AND EVERYONE LIES!
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have amazing squirting slapping bondage loving rape play sex. Then they talk about how NO ABUSIVE MAN WOULD BUY HIS WIFE A GUN, Better Know a Pervert, blind kinksters, Latvian bondage sex, Daddy daughter play, corporate downsizing, EVERYTHING'S FIXED AND EVERYONE LIES, the temporal nature of the universe, getting blown while you brush your teeth, FlexoPleasers, kinky rope care, more cat pee, coyote urine, fox urine, Forest Whitaker, funny gun accidents, eroticachallenge.com, nipple pinching, software for the blind, frozen cum spoons, replacements for heroin, Gorilla Tape, kinky cubicle kitties, pathos & bathos, Trinity University, pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, rescued kitties, the last survivor from the Titanic sinking fast, the growing problem of kombucha mushroom parties, and the best music in the world: Television. Marquee Moon, Cowboy Junkies. Trinity Sessions, Iggy Pop. The Idiot. Lust For Life, Jim Carroll. Pools of Mercury, Bomb. Hate Fed Love, Rolling Stones. Exile on Main Street / Let It Bleed / Sticky Fingers, Roxy Music. For Your Pleasure / Country Life, Brian Eno. Here Come The Warm Jets, Tom Waits. Swordfishtrombones, Bob Dylan. Bringing It All Back Home, Nirvana. Unplugged, Beatles. Revolver, Alice Cooper. Killer, The Makers. Psychopathia Sexualis. , Bomb. Hits of Acid, Bomb. Lovesucker, Bomb. Hate Fed Love, Most Led Zeppelin, Most Nick Cave, Most Birthday Party, Leonard Cohen. Greatest Hits, Leonard Cohen. I'm Your Man, Rancid. Out Come The Wolves, Minor Threat. The CD with all their songs, Brian Eno. Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy) , Nirvana. Nevermind, First five Black Sabbath records, The Bob Dylan "It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Bleeding" and "Positively 4th Street", Police. Synchronicity, Alice Cooper. Billion Dollar Babies, Jethro Tull. Aqualung, Dead Kennedys. Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, Pink Floyd. Animals, and "I'm Afraid of Americans", David Bowie, remix by Trent Reznor.
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Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:34:01 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 178. Fucking to celebrate the wonderful thing called committed, filthy bondage love.
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama celebrate the auspicious occasion of the third anniversary of the day they met (and bonded for life). ThornDaddy feeds Dollie a HUGE spoon of frozen cum, then ties her up in pantyhose bondage and fucks her like the little white trash whore she is (with love). Then they tell crazy lesbian college girl roommate stories, discuss suicidal idiots, rape, bedwetting, cat fights, fighting for your right to arty, being a content defender rather than a content creator, "THE 9 LEVELS OF SUBMISSION", Casablanca kink, religious idiots, Charlottesville music history, Galileo, what's wrong with the Catholic Church, and then they celebrate the arrival of their wonderful new cat, Remington Skene!
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Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:37:51 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 177. Fucking to forget the possible impending economic and social collapse.
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have hot tit-slappin' good bondage slutty sex. Then they talk about kinky sex and the stock market: surviving the stock market collapse with good kinky sex, and by investing in lead, not gold. Then they tell you about retsujou.com, a "BDSM for All" aggregator site, BDSM in Vanilla Situations, frumpy Christian bloomers, and books on Christian Wife Spanking, kink comics, and a good BDSM blog by a sub. THEN THEY GET A NEW CAT! ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama leave the nest for cat food and come home with a new cat, Remington Skene! He's large and in charge and the squittens are scared! Remington was a cat given up for adoption because his owners had their house foreclosed. Meh. But ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama take up the slack. MEW! WE WELCOME REMMY TO THE NEST! Then we hear another song by THE BEEF PEOPLE!
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Sat, 4 Oct 2008 01:20:19 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 176. Correcting your slave, written slave assignments, and gratitude lists for wives and slaves.
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have awesome slappy cane sex. Then they talk about how to fuck a woman's brains out, slipping in some life lessons, being twisted and unusual, celebrating kink anniversaries, how Americans are like Russians, and why it's not true to say that: quote, "En sjuk jävel som skrivit detta. Gå in på hans sida först. det är en american som runkar till vapen med sin tjocka fru. Meningsköst att ladda ned." Unquote.
And we learn why ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama are the LEAST insane American couple there is! Then they discuss correcting your slave or wife, written slave assignments, and gratitude lists for slaves and wives.
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Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:31:28 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 175. A lively debate: Can having lots of kinky sex help prevent the government from eroding your constitutional rights?
ThornDaddy Dollie Llama fucks Dollie Llama's brains out while putting nipple clamps on her. Then they talk about how harsh shrill feminists can get prettier voices, arrogance and doms, your doctor and BDSM, can a sub have two doms?, dom vs. master vs. top; sub vs. slave vs. bottom, subs and chores, more on the Acid Test for Doms, idiots on "fat ugly whores", Palin vs. BDSM, a cool new thing called DungeonVox, how sexual frustration causes violence, gun free zones, and how the New Bush Order is eroding away the Posse Comitatus Act to produce martial law in America. Then we hear and discuss the very relevant very old Dead Kennedy's songs, "Bleed for Me" and "Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round."
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Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:50:03 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 174-b. A rebroadcast in celebration of Constitution Day! Two chapters of ThornDaddy's free podiobook, HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT.
GET THE WHOLE PODIOBOOK, FREE, on podiobooks.com. Buy the paperback book on Amazon.
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"HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT" by ThornDaddy. Forward by Dollie Llama. > ThornDaddy from the "Submission and Coffee" podcast (AskDollie.com) teaches you how to pet her pretties, part her petals, and nail her to the center of the earth with your cock until she squirts stars and secrets onto the majesty of your bed. > Includes Appendix "Interviews With Seven Kinky Women About What They Want and Need". > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is not a guide on how to "Find em' feel em' fuck em' and forget 'em." It's not a manual on how to "bag weak women with pickup lines and mind tricks." > HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUT is a stunning BDSM resource and manifesto on finding the perfect willing sex slave (or two), keeping her in your life, and loving the hell out of her - mind, body and soul. > A crucial read for all men, and women, interested in kinky love. > Creative Commons 2008.
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Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:43:42 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 174. Frozen cum, matching herpes-sore sex, and the joy of loving, consensual, brutal sex.
FUCK FOR PEACE! GYNO AMERICANS RULE!
ThornDaddy grabs Dollie Llama's tits, fucks her brains out, slaps her ass and cums in her holes. Then ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama talk about why kitty women who love bondage, what Daddy loves about submissive women and sometimes even D/s protocol, how to call (712) 318-9897 to get Plump Buffet on your phone, why most patriotic Americans are going to lose all their rights while they drink beer and bitch about the need for more flag pins, a few reflections on the horror of 9/11, and how to be an informed citizen. Then Daddy yells "Have some shame, woman!", and they talk about female empowerment and dick sucking, the animalistically brutal with sweet and tender nature of BDSM, the Great Cougar Hunt, the joy of the word "Daddy", white trash El Camino hot tubs, kinky fun Mindfucks, and why you should have lots of sex before Palin outlaws it. Then Pervert and Ropie talk about violence in the media, and also review "Sons of Anarchy", "Jacob's Ladder" and "Flatliners."
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Sun, 7 Sep 2008 13:21:04 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 173-b. Check out our new podcast, AN RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA (THE VOICE OF A TWO-PERSON NATION IN SUBURBIA)
RFN 0006 - The secrets of a happy marriage. Michael and Debra Jean talk about why their marriage works (and why DJ?s first marriage didn?t work), what people should look for in a spouse, how to be blissfully coupled with the perfect man (or woman) for the rest of your life, the value of the Acid Test For Doms, and why having kitties and guns will make you live longer and happier.And Dollie says of the upcoming election, "I'm pro-gun and pro-choice, so I have no choice."
RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA: Give us 55 minutes and we?ll tell you what?s wrong with the world...THIS week.
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Tue, 2 Sep 2008 16:37:50 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 173. Frozen cum, muddy anus moles, and brutal married love.
IN A WORLD WHERE...ThornDaddy waylays Dollie Llama on the way home from work and makes her eat TWO scoops of frozen cum. And she loves it. Then he ties her up and fucks her brutally and makes her cum many times in a few minutes, with love.
They discuss star-nosed moles swarming out of the yard anus like ants, the pregnant teenage daughter of the new VP candidate, coyotes licking their lips while eyeing ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama's cats, why real men don't kill coyotes, BDSM kitty ears, a cool BDSM vlog on YouTube, the 350 new photos on AskDollie.com (hit "refresh"), Daddy and Dollie's kitty lickin' good video, states with criminal sodomy laws, and the wonderful privatopia that is Nestlandia. Then they give the Peep Press quarterly report. They read a list of the 72 countries where SUBMISSION AND COFFEE is being enjoyed. Then the read the funniest 200 of the 1600 search terms that brought people to SUBMISSION AND COFFEE last month. And they have a moment of silence for Don La Fontaine.
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Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:38:29 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 172. Nipple clamps, 9mm Smith & Wessons, and other earthly delights.
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have incredibly hot slappy squirting bondage nipple clamp sex, ThornDaddy cums on Dollie's face, then they talk about lost Baby Opaque live album, their new Smith & Wesson his 'n' hers matching 908s and 910s model pistols, the yard anus, kitty cat stickers, new submissive women, Daddy playing dungeon master while he inspects and initials Dollie's puss, Ernest Hemingway, Boss & Co. double-barrel shotguns, Abercrombie & Fitch, and the new SUBMISSION AND COFFEE fans in Kenya.
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Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:28:29 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
TWO-YEARS OF PODCASTING!
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 171. Correctly lancing the boil of your subbie's soul.
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama celebrate two years of doing the SUBMISSION AND COFFEE podcast (YAY!) by having hot slappy bondage sex twice, feeding Dollie a spoon full of frozen cum, then talking about First- and Second Amendment rights, the right to arm bears, Janes Guide, being a binge pervert, eye dilation and societal irritation, how being normal is difficult for ThornDaddy and why you might be a slutty redneck if you read about self-defense while cleaning out your butt.
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Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:14:06 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
ThornDaddy ties up Dollie Llama talk about their great new podcast, RADIO FREE NESTLANDIA. Then they have very hot brutally slappy bondage sex.
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Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:07:34 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
ThornDaddy ties up Dollie Llama and fucks her and whips her until she squirts and cums. And, she has a pussy quake from rubbing his back afterward.
MY BRAIN HURTS! ...conspiracy theories and sex, David Icke, Bohemian Grove, The growing problem of stowaway cats, treating waiters well, what the NRA, sex dungeons and filmmaking have in common, crappy Christian marriage advice, how doctors PROVE that Daddy fucked Dollie's brains out, how Dollie attended, and participated in, Daddy's bachelor party, and Roe vs. Wade for lesbian pro-life advocates.
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Wed, 6 Aug 2008 21:17:53 -0700 Author: daddy@smdiary.com ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Professor ThornDaddy's distance learning BDSM classroom, lesson 167. How to declare your home a sovereign sexual nation.
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama have dirty sweaty adult bondage sex, Dollie soaks the sheets with pussy spray as Daddy spanks her ass and fucks her holes.
Then they celebrate their two-year nestiversary by declaring their home the SOVEREIGN NATION OF NESTLANDIA!
They chat about micronations like Molossia and North Dumpling Island, George W. Bush drunk, George Bush calling the government "Jack-booted thugs", The Dalai Lama and the Olympics, China's human rights violations, and how SUBMISSION AND COFFEE is now the official government radio station for Nestlandia. They talk about the movie "Arlington Road", about Waco, Ruby Ridge, the single-man theory, the single-bullet theory, the Second Amendment, gun rights, taxation without representation, self-defense with guns, and what purple cats look like. Then ThornDaddy feeds Dollie a spoon full of frozen cum while she's standing up and rubs her pussy until she wets her shoes.
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